Are These My Only Options

little kid: sings a song they made up

me:

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

I’m gonna do for tabaxi what I did for yuan-ti and make a bunch of subraces based on real breeds of cat. Here we have a persian, a sphynx and a maine coon.

The best type of fanon is “this is obviously a mistake on the part of the creator but we are going to continue to create in-universe explanations for it with a seriousness that approaches spite”

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

We never got to see their uniforms :')

Me: But can I give more. 

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories