“And How Do You Plan To Deal With This Delay, Lord Vader?”

"The only thing we’re allowed to do… is to believe that we won’t regret the choice we made."

Levi Ackerman

Happy Birthday, Humanity's Strongest

a family can be two government employees and a dog

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

Hi there ! I’ve read approximately all the College AU’s from your tag, so I was guessing if maybe you have some good others ? Thank you, you’re amazing !

omg all of them?? here are some more to fuel your fire :’)- Vallie

college au tag

if the silence was a song by angstinspace (1/1 | 14,981 | Teen and Up)

“It’s … Your show is on so late at night,” Keith tries to explain, as if Lance didn’t know this already. “I guess I was just wondering why that is.”

A crackling silence answers him, and Keith’s stomach sinks. Did Lance hang up? Keith can’t exactly blame him.

But then he hears Lance make a noise––a short huff of breath that might have been either an impatient sigh or a quiet laugh … Keith has no clue.

“That’s the reason you’re calling? To complain about my time slot?”

or, Keith starts anonymously calling Lance’s college radio show and develops an unexpected crush.

Something in Common by aleria (17/17 | 30,573 | Teen and Up)

Lance and Keith meet as roommates and get off on entirely the wrong foot. They are determined not to be friends, but when Lance gets sick, Keith indulges him in a chapter from a book. It’s all downhill from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

//drinking

Keith Kogane’s Guide to Extracurricular College Planning by InkandOwl (5/5 | 15,445 | Mature)

Alternatively: Keith Kogane’s fail proof plan to fall in love, fall into a bottle of alcohol, and fall into a really ugly pair of shorts.

“You’re so full of love, you know that Keith? When I met you I thought you were a total fucking wingnut. It was always ‘Oh, this is so incredible’’ and ‘hey, I bet I could fall in love with them.’ Do you know how ridiculous that is?” Keith says nothing, just watches Matt cautiously, like he might turn around and sucker punch him. “That’s real ridiculous. But,” He’s pulling on Keith’s hand, dragging him around the back of the athletics complex, “That’s so fucking beautiful.”

(hunk/pidge)

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored