The Aquarium Said You Are NOTHING Compared To An Eel

The raging urge to be a villain’s favorite person.

the softest, cuddliest, fluffiest … rapper man…

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.

You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.

oranges (and clementines and tangerines) as vessels of love   

Alessia Di Cesare, Eduardo Mueses, Rebecca O’Connor, Frank Ocean - Golden Girl (Feat. Tyler, The Creator), Nina LaCour, @smokedsugar, Gary Soto

The best type of fanon is “this is obviously a mistake on the part of the creator but we are going to continue to create in-universe explanations for it with a seriousness that approaches spite”

him: so do you have any fantasies ;)

me: I wake up in the Naruto universe as an unnaturally powerful Shinobi. It's pre-series, and Naruto, Gaara, and Neji are all 5 years old at most. I adopt them and raise them with the love and support they deserve.

him:

me: this also means I have about 4 years until itachi kills his clan at age 13. I expose the corrupt government who weaponized him in the first place and save everyone. He quits the Anbu and he and Sasuke live peacefully in another wing of my tree house Yamato built.

if you haven’t believed in orange jimin superiority by now… ☝️☝