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AU prompts: masterlist of lists

Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across! This is updated with new lists and fixed links fairly frequently so check back here if you’d like more!

also: there are a few lists that people have requested that i have not been able to find so if you know of one/write one, please send it to me. my messages/ask/submit are all open. WANTED: expectant parents/parents with newborns aus, historical aus

(updated on november 6th, 2016)

(current count: ~163 lists + 39 individual prompts)

themed:

super long list of college aus

more college aus

even more college aus

autumn aus

it’s really cold outside aus

meet-ugly

art school aus

femslash aus

they know each other but don’t know that they know each other aus

awkward first meeting aus

MORE college aus

airport related aus

fake married/dating trope

pub aus (here for halloween season)

royal aus

assassin aus

opposites attract

lots more under the cut, the post was getting unwieldy

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6 years ago

#protectforever (for @jjungcooks)

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2 years ago

I miss sleeping next to someone

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a screenshot of lyrics reading: and i'll go to work, and i'll go to sleep/and i'll love the littler things/i'll love some littler things.

a screenshot of a tumblr post reading: "loving you is my favorite daily habit. i wake up, and eat breakfast, and i love you. i send you a pocture of my animal crossing town. this is for you. i send you a quote that reminds me of you. this is for you. i have love in my heart every day, this too, is for for you. my love is made of small things. this is where it finds it's divinity. name me something holier than brushing my teeth with you at the sink" - casper grey.

a screenshot of a quote reading: i had warm pumpernickel bread, cheese and chicken. it is sunny outside. i miss you. my head is tired. john was nice this morning. already what i remember most is the happiness of seeing you. having tea. falling asleep. waking up with you there awake in the kitchen. it was like being alive twice. i'll try to tell you better when i am stronger.

a screenshot of a quote reading: oh god it's wonderful/to get out of bed/and drink too much coffee/and smoke too many cigarettes/and love you so much

a screenshot of poem. at the top is the author's name, wendy cope, in all caps. beneath is the title of the poem: the orange. the poem reads: at lunchtime i bought a huge orange/the size of it made us all laugh. i peeled it and shared it with robert and dave- /they got quarters and i had a half./and that orange it made me so happy,/as ordinary things often do/just lately. the shopping. a walk in the park/this is peace and contentment. it's new./the rest of the day was quite easy./i did all my jobs on my list/and enjoyed them and had some time over./i love you. i'm glad i exist.

a screenshot of a quote reading: if you lie there asleep on the floor after lunch/what else is there for me to do but adore you

a screenshot of a poem reading: i want to remember us this way- /late september sun streaming through/the window, bread loaves and golden/bunches of grapes on the table,/spoonfuls of hot soup rising/to our lips, filling us/with what endures.

a screenshot of a quote reading: "eat at a local restaurant tonight. get the cream sauce. have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. go somewhere you've never been. listen to someone you think you may have nothing in common with you. order the steak rare. eat an oyster. have a negroni. have two. be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. eat slowly. tip your server. check in on your friends. check in on yourself. enjoy the ride. - anthony bourdain

a screenshot of a tumblr post by user achlles. the post reads: when people ask me what i want to with my life i'm like. i wanna wear an ugly expensive coat to go grocery shopping at lidl... and uhh take a bath with someone who loves me... write a children's book that my lover illustrates.... be an extra in an a24 movie starring robert pattisnon... be kissed on the eyelids.... blow on a spoonful of soup before eating it... own a pair of shiny patent leather loafers... thanks so much

a screenshot of a quote reading: i can hear the world going on outside. my love. barricade the doors. i know you want to save the world but won't you come sit by the fireplace with me? i will make a soup and bread. i will lay out the cutlery. put butter on the table, make a salad with lettuce and tomatoes. could this be enough for you? could we read on the sofa? side by side, enjoying the silence? could you hold my hand as we sleep? could we wake up slowly, in this world that runs fast, too fast? my love. could you be happy with me? two lines below is the name of the author, sue zhao.

love, mundanity, and the little things

mitski/casper grey (@/greylunar)/linda gregg/frank/wendy cope/frank o'hara/peter pereira/anthony bourdain/@/achlles/sue zhao

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9 months ago

the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

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9 months ago

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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4 months ago

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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