Dontusethisproduct - \(•.•)/

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me: i’m so SICK of clichés! where’s the originality?!

author: they’re enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other

me: *sobbing and shaking* oh my god they’re enemies but they slowly start to fall for each other

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

otp : *stares at each other for longer than five seconds*

me: *buzzfeed unsolved voice* that being said, let’s get into the ThEoRIeS

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

TMNT

Teonardo

Maphael

Nikey

Tonnatello

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

guys..... I'm re-entering my klance era...... and I redrew this old comic to start us off <3

more thoughts under the cut ⬇️

april fools

jesus christ can you imagine 🚬

I had fun redrawing this though! cool to see the improvement 🤭

#YouKnowILoveYouRight  - Yoongi to Jungkook ♡

him: so do you have any fantasies ;)

me: I wake up in the Naruto universe as an unnaturally powerful Shinobi. It's pre-series, and Naruto, Gaara, and Neji are all 5 years old at most. I adopt them and raise them with the love and support they deserve.

him:

me: this also means I have about 4 years until itachi kills his clan at age 13. I expose the corrupt government who weaponized him in the first place and save everyone. He quits the Anbu and he and Sasuke live peacefully in another wing of my tree house Yamato built.