What A Shame Doctors Don’t Prescribe Vacation To Secluded Seaside Towns Like They Used To

“why does this character who has done terrible things deserve a happy ending, how can you be okay with that, why do they deserve anything nice”

well see it’s because the entire concept of what people “deserve” is a messy ethical quagmire that has really troubling implications no matter how you use it

but also it’s because i like fictional miserable little assholes and i do what i want

“hmph, those words almost make you sound like a friend who actually cares.”

★ STUDIO GHIBLI HOMES ★

🏠 requested by @seniorwitch 🏡 

Hi there ! I’ve read approximately all the College AU’s from your tag, so I was guessing if maybe you have some good others ? Thank you, you’re amazing !

omg all of them?? here are some more to fuel your fire :’)- Vallie

college au tag

if the silence was a song by angstinspace (1/1 | 14,981 | Teen and Up)

“It’s … Your show is on so late at night,” Keith tries to explain, as if Lance didn’t know this already. “I guess I was just wondering why that is.”

A crackling silence answers him, and Keith’s stomach sinks. Did Lance hang up? Keith can’t exactly blame him.

But then he hears Lance make a noise––a short huff of breath that might have been either an impatient sigh or a quiet laugh … Keith has no clue.

“That’s the reason you’re calling? To complain about my time slot?”

or, Keith starts anonymously calling Lance’s college radio show and develops an unexpected crush.

Something in Common by aleria (17/17 | 30,573 | Teen and Up)

Lance and Keith meet as roommates and get off on entirely the wrong foot. They are determined not to be friends, but when Lance gets sick, Keith indulges him in a chapter from a book. It’s all downhill from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

//drinking

Keith Kogane’s Guide to Extracurricular College Planning by InkandOwl (5/5 | 15,445 | Mature)

Alternatively: Keith Kogane’s fail proof plan to fall in love, fall into a bottle of alcohol, and fall into a really ugly pair of shorts.

“You’re so full of love, you know that Keith? When I met you I thought you were a total fucking wingnut. It was always ‘Oh, this is so incredible’’ and ‘hey, I bet I could fall in love with them.’ Do you know how ridiculous that is?” Keith says nothing, just watches Matt cautiously, like he might turn around and sucker punch him. “That’s real ridiculous. But,” He’s pulling on Keith’s hand, dragging him around the back of the athletics complex, “That’s so fucking beautiful.”

(hunk/pidge)

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

Bill Withers in 1972, playing “Ain’t No Sunshine”

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

Herakles - Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson)

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018