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girl wake up brazilian narusasu amv just dropped....

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

Hi there ! I’ve read approximately all the College AU’s from your tag, so I was guessing if maybe you have some good others ? Thank you, you’re amazing !

omg all of them?? here are some more to fuel your fire :’)- Vallie

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if the silence was a song by angstinspace (1/1 | 14,981 | Teen and Up)

“It’s … Your show is on so late at night,” Keith tries to explain, as if Lance didn’t know this already. “I guess I was just wondering why that is.”

A crackling silence answers him, and Keith’s stomach sinks. Did Lance hang up? Keith can’t exactly blame him.

But then he hears Lance make a noise––a short huff of breath that might have been either an impatient sigh or a quiet laugh … Keith has no clue.

“That’s the reason you’re calling? To complain about my time slot?”

or, Keith starts anonymously calling Lance’s college radio show and develops an unexpected crush.

Something in Common by aleria (17/17 | 30,573 | Teen and Up)

Lance and Keith meet as roommates and get off on entirely the wrong foot. They are determined not to be friends, but when Lance gets sick, Keith indulges him in a chapter from a book. It’s all downhill from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

//drinking

Keith Kogane’s Guide to Extracurricular College Planning by InkandOwl (5/5 | 15,445 | Mature)

Alternatively: Keith Kogane’s fail proof plan to fall in love, fall into a bottle of alcohol, and fall into a really ugly pair of shorts.

“You’re so full of love, you know that Keith? When I met you I thought you were a total fucking wingnut. It was always ‘Oh, this is so incredible’’ and ‘hey, I bet I could fall in love with them.’ Do you know how ridiculous that is?” Keith says nothing, just watches Matt cautiously, like he might turn around and sucker punch him. “That’s real ridiculous. But,” He’s pulling on Keith’s hand, dragging him around the back of the athletics complex, “That’s so fucking beautiful.”

(hunk/pidge)

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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver