Dontusethisproduct - \(•.•)/

feeling like the health inspector

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

guys..... I'm re-entering my klance era...... and I redrew this old comic to start us off <3

more thoughts under the cut ⬇️

april fools

jesus christ can you imagine 🚬

I had fun redrawing this though! cool to see the improvement 🤭

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

little kid: sings a song they made up

me:

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer