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When my friend said out loud that older women can’t twerk knowing that my mom was the type of person who would want to prove him wrong 😖:

Mom: “Oh, is that so? 😐”

Friend: “Yep, that’s what I said hehe 😏”

Mom: “I’ll show you, you little shit”

Mom: *Gets up*

Me: “Mom, please sit back down 😨…”

Friend: *Picks his phone up and starts recording*

Me: “Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Do not record this! 😡”

Mom: *Turns around*

Me: “Mom! 😰 Oh my god, no! Please don’t…”

Mom: *Starts twerking*

Me: “Damnit, mom! 😣”

Mom: “What do you have to say now, huh?”

Friend: “I was wrong 😈”

Me: “😑”

The model

Your mom always wanted to be a professional model. You’ve seen her photos when she was younger and she sure had the body and the looks for it. 

Alas, she had you, a mistake she regrets (she should have used protection) and had to quit her dream and take her of her unwanted child. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, just that she resents you (even thought nothing is your fault and it’s 100% hers)

Your mom, obviously wanted you to follow photography at school but nevertheless you decided to to follow biology like the nerd you are. 

Every morning your mom to her mirror after you left to school :

“Dammit ! That little shit !!! He steals my dream away and now he doesn’t even try to make it true again ! Biology, fucking biology…..who fucking cares about biology ?! ……damn it…..i love him i do….it’s just…..i hate him a little bit too….*sigh* I should of never gotten drunk and fucked his father in the woods…guess the weed didn’t help either *giggles*….i do miss having fun like that though…..Damn look at the time, got to go to work since a girl can’t rest when her son’s dead bit dad leaves her alone with her little burden.” 

At 5pm every afternoon your mom went to pick you up at school.

You get in the car:

Mom - How was your day son ?

Son - It was great mom ! Today we worked on the Cnidaria family, which is basically the qualification for jellyfish….

Mom - Yeah yeah cool whatever you say son…*i just don’t fucking care*

Your mom turns on the car and starts driving out the parking lot.

Mom - Who are they ? The football team ?

Son - Yeah that’s them. They always make fun of me and the rest of the biology class. But it’s ok because we study something that will actually help this world not just show of muscles. Right mom ?

Mom - Uh ?! Oh yeah sure… *Mmmmm them hunks can’t help the world but they sure could help a milf out mmmm*

While driving up 1 bloc from your school your mom sees a guy with lights and cameras.

Mom - How about him? Who is that guy ?

Son - Oh him? He’s Garry. He is the school’s photographer. He’s dream is to be a professional photographer. At least that’s what he says to the teachers. Between us he’s always bragging about how he will be a playboy photographer and photograph the hottest women and that he will become so famous that women will end up begging him to be photographed.

Mom - Really ?!

Son - Yes mom ! He is such a douche with no respect for women. Don’t worry mom i’ll never be like that !

Mom - Yeah….i’m sure you won’t……what was his name again ?

Son - Garry.

Mom - Mmm *Gary uh ? You’re my ticket to my dream !*

A couple of days pass and you see your mom has been shopping a lot lately but you didn’t think to much about it. Besides your exams were coming and you needed to focus on those. One rainy friday afternoon you come of school and could find your mother anywhere. You thought she must have some delay so you decided to wait. Your mom was actually 1 bloc away waiting for Gary to pass by.

Your mom lowers the her left window.

Mom - HEEY ! HEEY YOU ! You Gary ? Gary - Yes ma'am that’s me.

Mom - You want your dream come true ? 

Gary - What do you m…

Mom - I’m a women begging you to get photographed isn’t that what you want ?

Gary - Oh fu…yes yes it is !!!

Mom -Then get in the car put the equipement in the back. Today we both get lucky !

Gary - Yes ma'am !!!!

(20 mn later back at your house)

Mom - Ok now that u rubbed some oil on my body, i’m going to wear this. Then we could try some bikini or lingerie shots what do you think ? 

Gary - Yes definitely ! You sure know a lot about this !

Mom - Well i didn’t forget everything from back when i was younger haha.

Gary - I can see that ma'am haha. So then just relax and do your poses since you know more about that then i do. I’ll make sure the lighting is good and work the camera and the shots.

Mom - This a good start ?

Gary - Mhm sure is ma'am !

Mom - No need to be so formal Gary. Make me feel young again. Call me, babe.

Gary - Mmm as you wish babe. Now show the camera some love……there you go !

(Back at your school under the rain)

Son - It’s been almost 2 hours now where is she ?! I better call her make sure she is alright.

(phone rings but no answer)

(Back at your house)

Gary - That’s the stuff babe ! Pop that booty out over those sexy soles. Just like the viewer enjoys…

Gary sees the phone ringing. Your mom keeping the pose just looks back and asks :

Mom - Is it him again ?

Gary - Uh? yeah yeah it’s him wait don’t move let me just *turns off phone* there *thows phone to the side* no more distraction. Now, give it to my baby….mmmmm yes that’s the stuff ! Imma make you a star ! *and boy is the gonna look good on my resume*

Son - Damn her phone is turned off. Guess i’ll walk home…i don’t even have an umbrella….sucks…

1 hour later you finally get home.

Mom answers the door.

Mom - Oh it’s you….

Son - Why didn’t you come and get me mom ?

Mom - Yeah sorry mom was busy you see. 

Son - Well, let me in.

Mom - Mhm yeah…mom isn’t really done yet love. How about you go play outside or something ?

Son - It’s raining mom ! Besides what are you doing anyway ?!

Mom - I’m just helping Gary with his photograph career which in return is helping me with my modeling career. And we were just about getting to the part where…well mommy’s gonna have to….hum…let’s just say Gary is about to find out how lucky he got. But don’t worry your little head about that. Here these are the keys to the garage stay there, read about your jellyfishes and all that. Mommy will come get you in a few hours.

*Slams door on your face*

Son - Mom ? MOOOOM ??!! Thank you for reading !

Because of the new policy, porn gifs/pics are not allowed so what happened to the mom is entirely up to your imagination 😉 Or you can always pm me and we can swap gifs/pics of what we think happened ! Hope you guys enjoyed ! Take care.

The Highschool Crush

Ever since the first day you saw her, you were crushing hard over her. You were both 12, at some sort of neighbourhood event. You talked ot each other and you left with your mind racing, thinking of her and only her.

You went to the same school, you even became friends. Not best friends or anything, but you talked to each other from time to time. If only she knew how much you thought about her. Maybe she thought about you in the same way. Your friends told you to ask her out, but you were scared of rejection.

As you went through puberty, the two of you began to change. Her significantly more. She was always innocent, sweet, kind. But puberty made her not only beautiful, but hot. She began to get more attention from guys, especially from the ‘jocks’. The guys who always went partying, who had already had sex with so many different girls.

You, however, didn’t change much at all. You got a bit taller, but you were still only 5′8, just slightly below average. You were skinny, you got bad acne, and your self-confidence plummeted. You watched on instagram as she begun to get invited to more and more parties, seeing her take selfies with those guys who always bullied you in school. She was still talking to you, though.

And anyways, as she begun to grow her social media, some of those pictures were perfect material to jerk off to. Seeing her present her body in tiny skimpy bikinis, or in tight club dresses… It made you slightly jealous that you never got to see her wear that stuff in person.

With every day that went on, she became harder and harder to obtain. At once, the thought of the two of you dating was semi-realistic. But now, she’s turned into a different girl. One who goes out to house parties, gets completely drunk and flirts with hot guys that look nothing like you. But you still dreamt. She hasn’t had a boyfriend yet!

But those dreams were crushed when you saw the video that was leaked. Her sucking the cock of Tyrone, and then getting fucked by it. Watching him take her virginity, turn her into his slut as she moaned lewdly. The next morning in school, you saw her making out with Tyrone by her locker, his hands eagerly groping her ass.

And now her instagram page is filled up with pictures of her in skimpy dresses and bikinis, but instead she’s got her arms wrapped around muscular black guys. Not even Tyrone anymore, he had a connection that let her go into some strange black right activist group, be their star model. Now she travels the world, taking pictures with hot black guys and promoting interracial diversity.

And you’re at home still jerking your cock to those pictures. 

Don’t Look At The Pool

It was one of those fridays where you invite all the group of friends home to take a dip in the pool, a good afternoon, a couple of beers, a good pair of big boobs bouncing around and a lot of looks that piss you off. Your mother had the best boobs that anyone could have seen, and she knew that, she loved walking around and noticed how your friends stared at them. But that day none but Will could go, even though you decided to make the party for the two of you, surely you would have fun even if you were alone. Too bad that when you got home you noticed that you had nothing to drink, you had to get the car and go get something before Will arrived. As always Will arrived ahead of schedule, he had always been very punctual and didn’t find anyone at home. Entered the backyard, which is always open for your colleagues and went up to your room. He heard the water fall from the bathroom, someone was taking a shower, came to see if by chance it was you and you hadn’t heard the bell and it was then when he saw the incredible breasts of your mother shining and full of soap. She made a gesture to keep quiet and told him that she will be waiting for him in the pool.

Just at that moment she took of her bra and came out of the shower completely naked… Will smacked her ass as she left. He went down to the pool but he didn’t see her, actually he could hardly think because of the erection so big that he felt, suddenly, she came out from under the water and her huge tits on her face.

They started kissing and rubing each other, with special attention to the tits of your mother, which he never ceased to suck at any moment.

They started fucking, it was certainly a great day for Will, he was fucking a forty-pound mature with two incredible tits who was also the mother of his friend, but for you it would be devastating to find out that your mommy is enjoying your best friend’s dick. 20 minutes they spent fucking, moaning and screaming until they heard your car arrive, Will couldn’t stop eating, licking and sucking your mother’s big boobs so even knowing that you would pass by there, they didn’t stop fucking.

- Hey buddy how are you doing? I thought you’d take longer to come, since when have you been here? - ypu said like an asshole. - I don’t know, about… *oooh fuck* about 30 minutes I guess. - said Will. - Hummm… Ok, you know, I´ll put some beers in the fridge wait a few seconds. - and you left completely ignoring the fantastic titjob your mother was doing underwater to your friend so you wouldn’t see her.

Wife speaks to rude neighbor.

You were so sick of your neighbor blasting music through the thin walls that connected his place to yours. You complained about it relentlessly to your sexy wife and always said you would do something, but never did. He was an asshole, just the thought of talking to him scared you some. Eventually she got fed up with all your talk and no action and decided to take things into her own hands.

Coming out the bedroom a bit later on, you couldn’t believe your eyes. Your wife was wearing the smallest and tightest booty shorts you’d ever seen her in. It made you wonder how many years ago they were from, considering her already sizable ass was even bigger and rounder now.

It was also her top, although it could barely be called that. Only the smallest bit larger than her bra, it squeezed against your wife’s enormous chest and did nothing to hide the fact that she was stacked more than any woman you knew.

She blew you a kiss goodbye before you could complain, telling you she was going to handle the neighbor. Then with a wink and jiggle of her fat jiggly ass she slammed the front door closed right in your face. Your heart began to pound, not knowing what to make of your wife’s sudden attitude and shockingly revealing outfit.

You tried to listen, but the music was much too loud to make out anything concrete. You ran to the bedroom, since that was always the loudest spot, where the wall was thinnest connecting his bedroom to your own. Then the music stopped. Finally, finally you thought, the headache was about to be over. You waited for your wife to return with a smile on your face when you heard the bed springs.

Slow at first, but then picking up the pace and the headboard began to join in. Worst of all, the music resumed. You recognized the song as the slamming headboard went with the rhythm of the music. Then the moaning voice became all too familiar. Moaning turned into screams of pleasure, bed springs sounded like they might give out, and the headboard threatened to completely smash through the wall.

All while the music grew to an unreasonable volume. You recognized the song. “Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt. Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt!  Turn around, stick it out Show the world you got a…”

The pictures on your wall began to fall and smash against the floor, one just barely missing your head as you listened in. You couldn’t believe what you heard, denied that it was real.

“Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt. Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt!”

Then you heard her voice. Louder than the music, the headboard, the bed springs, louder even than the memories of your wife and yourself smashing against the floor next to you.

“OH FUCK! FUCK ME JASON! FUCK ME WITH YOUR HUGE COCK! IT’S SO FUCKING BIG I CAN’T TAKE IT! SO MUCH BIGGER THAN MY LOSER HUSBAND! SMASH MY FAT ASS! YES! BIG JASON AND YOUR GIGANTIC MONSTER COCK!”