My arrogant father is always picking on me because I don't have a job. He's always calling me a pussy and things like that. Specially in front of my new busty girlfriend. Whenever they are talking he keeps his hands on her body most of the time, even if there's a lot of people around, and she never objects to this. I know she loves me, but I fear they may be getting too close. I know my father cheats a lot because I often find videos of him fucking other girls in his computer.
Your father has been flirting way too much with your girlfriend lately and you decide to do something about it. You go on his computer where you know there are videos of him cheating and you decide you’ll show your girlfriend what a scumbag he really is. After going through a few videos you find one with a girl that looks similar to your girlfriend, but you only see her back.
Your Father: You like this dick better than your little pussy boyfriend’s don’t you?
Girl: Yes! Holy shit, it’s so big. How do you have such a big dick and his is so small?
When you hear that you get really nervous. What does she mean by that? Then he slides his cock into her and she starts moaning. He fucks her for a while before deciding they need a position change. Your father picks the girl up and pins her against a pillar in the middle of the room. Then as he lowers her down onto his giant dick you see the girl’s face turn toward the camera. At the same moment that you see her face of both pain and pleasure you realize it IS your girlfriend.
Your Girlfriend: OHMYGOD! YOU’RE SO STRONG, FUCK ME!! OHMYGOD YOUR SON CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! YOUR COCK IS SOOOO MUCH BIGGER!!!
On Saturdays when our landscaper is over, this is how my mom lays by the window inviting him for a treat once he’s done.
My landscaper and I are pretty close. He fucks my mom every weekend and gives me a dollar to get whatever I want.
We came to this agreement when I found out about him banging my mom in our house.
“We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasizing. Imagining. Expecting. Worrying. Doubting. Just let it naturally evolve.”
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NSFW - When your wife makes out with her coach in the locker room after her last gym session of the year while you're waiting for her in the car
Who is she