Let's Be Real, There's No Way The U.S. Government Wouldn't Be Researching Portals Back To Amphibia To

and they’re both polyam

"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

I FORGOT ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

Why am I only learning about the Mid-March mini holiday season here on Tumblr? We've got Pi day, followed immediately by the Ides of March, followed immediately by the day Homura resets the timeline to in Madoka Magica, and no one told me!

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

I was paying so little attention to Tumblr that I missed a whole-ass "Chaggie Week"? smh I'm a loser.

These wedding ones are the best!

Day 7: Wedding/Coronation

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Broom Pose Origins Revealed!

I found the images of Broom Pose Challenge Figurine! Now we actually have reference for the original pose if anyone wants it!

But what's more!

It actually is from something! Apparently tis from a manga called Crimson Grave and is a character named Mirim Ixus. So if anyone is willing to plumb the depths of depravity and actually read it, we can figure out how the hell she supposedly accidentally ended up in this broom pose!

Anti-Chaggie shippers fym they have no chemistry? They’re so cute pls 😭 Wish I had what they had

But didn't Anne win your "worst taste in women" pull. I guess that one's obvious though. She's the only one that got dramatically betrayed by both of her girlfriends.

Propaganda:

Vampire!Anne breaking the brooding angsty vampire trope by being her ray of sunshine self. Won't drink human blood no matter how hot Marcy claims it will be and no matter how much Sasha insists she needs it. Pretends like nothing happened. Gets irritable and annoying when hungry and her mom refuses to let her go out with her friends until she eats like, a piece of raw beef to get her shit together. Secretly wants to drink her friends' blood but she's so deep in denial she won't even admit it to herself.

Vampire!Sasha is THE brooding vampire stereotype, she's so edward cullen coded it's actually embarrassing. You have it all: the supernatural piggyback rides, the angsty distance, turning her face away because she can barely resist the temptation... Marcy thinks it's genuinely cool when she finds out and offers her blood a little bit too eagerly, while Anne just blinks and goes "sure. she's a vampire now. okay. this definitely won't awaken anything in me" while Sasha is throwing the typical tantrum like noooo im a monsterrrr stay away from meeee and it's all shits and giggles until she actually caves one day and bites Anne all of a sudden.

Vampire!Marcy is still her adorable but traumatized self who Anne and Sasha are very determined to protect and that includes feeding her, something that Marcy refuses to do for so long, still haunted by guilt. But then Anne craddles her in her arms and offers her neck to her and she just can't hold back - you wouldn't expect a vampire to be so docile, so small, and fragile, but that's precisely how Marcy looks when she feeds, her loves always making sure she's healthy and safe.

I wasn't actively on Tumblr or any other social media while Amphibia was coming out.

I didn't participate in any of these leaks, rumors, trends, or memes.

But I did still have an irreplicable experience. I still had a fandom reacting to Amphibia as it came out.

I made my own fandom. After falling in love with the first season, I invited my best friends over to watch it over several binge sessions. Sometimes on a big tv, but when we could manage it we set up a projector in my yard, made a campfire and had smores. I had watched the first season episode by episode as it was airing and then showed it to my friends all at once. So it was decided that would be the tradition. I watched the second season, and that had to gather all my friends and sit on a couch knowing they were about to see True Colors. I was praised for my restraint in not letting anything about it slip for over a month, and then I let out quite a lot of exasperation with a guttural "I know!" While we were going over everything we'd just seen in a frenzy, I threw in "Remember when Marcy FUCKING DIED!?" because we just had to keep sight of how crazy that was. "Remember when Marcy fucking died?" became a catch phrase/meme in our group and not long after that it became a discord emote.

Once it was time to get together for the grand finale, I was well prepared. They had a better idea of what they were in for after season two, and I knew now how much they'd love it. I had already prepared a "Remember when Anne fucking died?" emote to upload as soon as we finished the final episode. I had taken wooden coasters to my local library and lasercut the image of a member of the Calamity Trio onto each to them. When my friends arrived for the final watch party, I gifted them each one of these coasters, each one with some galaxy-pattern duct-tape on the bottom to help it glide on surfaces and not damage them. After the final episode ended I revealed that was a lie. The duct tape was actually there to hide the fact that each coaster had the adult version of its Calamity Trio member laser-engraved onto the bottom of it!

We were 23 at the time. The same age as Anne, Sasha, and Marcy in that final scene. And we felt connected like they did.

amphibia isnt just a silly cartoon its a whole immersive experience like you just have to be there . watching true colors now isn't the same as watching it after it got delayed, censored, leaked, AND the whole sprig voice in-advance warning hysteria at the beginning of the ep on may 2021 . watching commander anne now isnt the same as watching it with the "in commander anne sasha is revealed to be attracted to women" copypasta plague . watching the finales now aren't the same as watching it when the anne arm amputation one eyed sasha "anne boonchuy dies of overdose at 37 yrs old" thing was going insane . you just had to be there . what im saying is that it was a disney cartoon and we were all on drugs

YESSSSS!

I always felt people underrated how much the Horde Prime lifestyle contributed to Catra's hange of heart.

Catra was always about rugged individualism and believed in a brutal meritocracy she could rise through.

She hated the Princess Alliance and its message of peace and love because she felt like it made everyone conform to their positive vibes and lose their own individuality. Because they treated everyone well, she thought it left people without a reason to strive to be exceptional.

But then she got involved with Horde Prime and learned what it was ACTUALLY like to be stripped of your identity and to be kept from being your best.

And she realized how wrong she'd been before.

Hive Minds creep the fuck out of me. As somebody that values their autonomy and individuality, that level of “connection” to others is just too frightening for me.

No wonder Catra betrayed Horde Prime and saved Glimmer. She took one look at that “community” and metaphorically shit herself. As anyone would or should.

HORDE PRIME: “Little sister”

*visibly shivers*

That was not going to be her future. Subjugation was never on Catra’s bucket list. It’s why she kept running off on her own to try to “defeat” Adora. It was purpose. Trying to convince herself of her own self-worth - even in the eyes of her friend-turned-enemy. Horde Prime really frightens Catra because he wants nothing from her but total allegiance and domination via Hive Mind.

They found the one thing that would scare her so thoroughly that she would drop the act of being the villain and fight for what’s right,… for who she loves.