Okay, Y'all Better Sit Down Because I've Got A Story To Tell You. So, Me And My Friend Are At The Mall

So today, in math, some kid handed me 54 straws.

Sandvika - Norway (by Carsten Frenzl) 

Hetalia Characters as Quotes from my Theatre Experiences

Italy: *plays out of tune guitar* “that was a c.”

Germany: “Make ballet masculine.”

Japan: “Salvation and greetings to you all.”

Romano: “Why are you holding a guitar it IS THE NEXT SCENE.”

Prussia: “Can I have some whiskey in this scene?”

Spain: “The first scene I’m in and I’m already stealing food.”

America: “Spoiler alert! You’re a nerd!”

Canada: “Spoiler alert! You read comics too.”

France: “You can call me daddy anything.”

England: “I’ve successfully broken into my own home.”

China: “Come check your boyfriend’s pants.”

Russia: “You may be wondering: where is my water bottle?”

Ukraine: “Removing your boobs? Okay.”

Belarus: “I do it to show dominance. Duh.”

Hungary: “ALPHA WOMAN.”

Austria: “I will pay you to stop playing We Are Number One.”

So some kid just got friend zoned and my friend, Steven, just starts chanting “ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”

turns out there’s a secret society of friend zoned boys in our school. They legit talk about how lonely they are

ATLA Friendship Headcanons Post Links

(I am always taking requests as well as general headcanon requests, so feel free to send me some more!) 

Suki & Bato

Ty Lee & Toph

Aang & Hakoda

Toph & Teo

Aang & Appa

Sokka & Momo

Toph & Sokka

Ty Lee & Teo

Aang & Ty Lee

Sokka & Ty Lee

Aang & Teo

Smellerbee & Longshot (friendship)

Tom Tom & Zuko

Ty Lee & Zuko

Mai & Longshot

Toph & Suki

Mai & Ty Lee

Tom Tom & Ty Lee

Iroh & Sokka

Suki & Katara

Zuko & Toph

Suki & Mai

Aang & Suki

Sokka & Aang

Mai & Toph

Sokka & Mai

Aang & Iroh

Mai & Katara

Aang & Mai

Iroh and Toph

Katara & Iroh

Mai & Iroh

Sokka & King Bumi

Zuko & Suki

Ty Lee & Katara

Sokka & Katara

Toph & Smellerbee

Sokka & Zuko

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

So, my friend decided to put my conversation up. Except I yelled, “WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS A FUCKING AQUEDUCT?!

So my friend is in class and she is attempting to study and everyone is talking so she called them a dildo’s.

I’d like to say I’m scared for my own mental health because I used to have a crush on her. And now she’s yelling “WHAT IS AN AQUEDUCT!” I love history class.

((BTW said friend is @doodlerodoodle

One time in elementary school, a teacher was a bag of mm's for Halloween, but her costume was a trash bag with Eminem's face taped all over it, and she asked our class what we thought she was and I blurted out "White trash" and that's the story of how I almost got a detention in the 3rd grade.