Doofusthebozo - Doofus

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So, I recently figured out a couple things that make me regress or feel good when I do regress!

I bite things! (hoodie strings, shirt sleeves, straws, etc.)

Drinking from my cup with a chewy straw

When I'm small, I like to curl my feetsies and make fists

I also like to put my fingers in my mouth

Wearing big clothes! I love oversized hoodies!!

fluffy socks! so soft

drinking milkies and water!

snuggling with my plushies at bedtime

looking at age regression blogs! I love ur guys' moodboards and stuffies

The end!

YOU hates terfs

Interrupting your scrolling to bring you ROCK LEE IN A TANK TOP

Hii ! Hru ? Hope you're doing great ! Just wanted to say thanks for liking some of my posts and wow ! Love your blog ! Have a wonderful day 🌷

I'm doing great, thank you! You're very welcome! I love your blog so much, it makes me feel better about my regressing! I hope you have a wonderful day as well!!! :]

GUESS WHAT I FRICKIN DID

U should draw Kiibo and Miku holding hands/platonic

my boy will achieve his dreams and he will be a vocaloid

omg i def will, thats so cute wth 😭/pos

Graham Ness Payser/Pacesetter from Toontown Corporate Clash needs a kiss! 💋

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The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

Me giving my borbus Tsukishima Kei from Haikyuu! a lil smooch

omg. this is cute.