Doofusthebozo - Doofus

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

yamaguchi tadashi ☆ happy birthday andi @kakashihotakes​ ♡

hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.

where's his dumpy bro He's just a lame twink now 😔

Edited in Blender, and I had no regrets.

Inch da Worm I'm gonna make into stickers

How about playhouse and bird for the ask game? I hope you're having a wonderful day! :]

@sillyboystimmsnkins

thank you so much! I hope your day is going great as well :)

Bird- What activities do you get help with? (ex, tying your shoes, using a computer)

I do pretty much everything on my own, since I don't really have a cg. But, it would be nice if my CG would read to me, and help me get like a drink if i cant reach cups lol.

Playhouse- do you have anything you're scared of when you're little? (ex, the dark, thunderstorms, a certain movie)

Well, I'm always scared of the dark. When I'm little tho? I'm more scared of slipping into the wrong mindset in the wrong space. So like the middle of Algebra? Bad. Alone in my cozy bed at night? Perfect✨

Oh I no win :(

(Jus kiddin! It jus for fun!)

The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

i was gonna say smtn stupid as anon but its not on here

hay doofus make me smtn coolsies as a lil treat

AAAAHHH MY FAVORIE MUTTUALLL

Take this sollux for your hard work and dedication to the homestucks