Real Estate Agent: This House Was Built In 1784 And Is Filled With Demons!!!

today’s the day

when i'm wearing something that i bought on sale

Y E S

nobody:

me eating crackers in my bed late at night watching the office, stranger things, or spiderman:

RP PARTNER SEARCH!

Hey all! I’m looking for a 21+ rp partner!

I am looking for a BUCKY! (Top/Switch) to be with my Steve or Zemo!

I’m open to anything, just message me any of your plot ideas. Dark/smut are both okay

I’m better at rping a bottom, but I can be a switch as well.

I’m also open to other ships if you have any other ideas.

@ChrisEvans Kinda stole Dodger’s color scheme on set today.

Steve & Bucky’s saga of similarity, part one — ∞

The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) // The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

Mysterio: The next person to say “mood”, “same”, or “me” after I make a threat will be thrown out of the nearest window onto solid concrete.

Peter: Mood.

MJ: Same.

Ned: Me.

cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps

cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism