I May Not Know A Lot Abt Life But I Know It’s How Keith Haring Said “touching People’s Lives In

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

Space nerds, rejoice! NASA's InSight spacecraft just landed on Mars

The lander will check out Mars' interior.

Congratulations fellow Earthlings!

We have successfully put NASA’s InSight lander on the surface of Mars, where it will be critical in helping us understand what’s going on beneath the surface of the Red Planet. 🙌🏾

The lander will use its sensitive instrumentation to learn more about “marsquakes” that shake the planet every now and then.

Unlike quakes on Earth, marsquakes aren’t the result of tectonic activity. Instead, scientists think these shakes are created as Martian rock slowly cools.

InSight will effectively be able to map the Martian interior as these quakes hit.

The lander is also expected to piece together the history of Mars formed by studying its interior, information that could help us understand the formation of planets outside of our solar system in the future.

NASA scientists predict that they will begin receiving the most pertinent data from InSight around March 2019, and can then begin updating what we know about the goings on beneath Mars’ surface… including whether (as the current hypothesis suggests) there is actually water hidden beneath the planet’s crust.

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

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I can't wait for those chilly, dark autumn nights where it feels like there's mischief & magic in the air while I sit by a campfire enjoying apple cider with my loved ones.