It's Funny That We Were All So Worried About Viktor's Villain Arc And Then Jayce Was Like L + Ratio +

oh the misery

please add more crystals n shit, make arsenic, make asbestos, hell put in the whole periodic table and all of the deadly shit u find in mines

Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates

wasps

mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones

a biome that is just a parking lot

villagers can say fuck

scurvy

all blocks are infested

slime armor

ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block

climate change

in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty

asbestos

creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers

some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat

dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck

Long Cows

the wrath of a god that will not forgive you

weed

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

“Oh come on it can;t be that b-”

ah.

a gift from me 2 u ♡

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

mad scientists/oddly charming smart and nerdy gentlemen have my heart

mad scientists: *wear glasses, sickly, well dressed but disheveled, unhinged or get progressively so, want to play god or displays hubris fit to be smited by god, questionable morals*

me: that one I want THAT ONE

hello, walter white. before you is the bad. you have 5 minutes to break it or else it will be you, who is broken. im jigsaw

jayvik

(they're literally quantum entangled your honor)