"smart Appliances" Fuck U I Want Them Dumb As A Brick And Incidentally As Sturdy And Enduring

funny how there were so many rumors about tumblr shutting down for good and yet it has watched some of the biggest social media platforms die

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

Here have a monotone Anti for the lack of art in this blog.

It looks good now but give me a couple hours more and I'll probably hate it.

Markiplier once said....

❤️

adulthood gets such a bad rep and like yeah, a lot of adult things do suck (thanks, capitalism). but i do worry about what constant complaints about adulthood do to depressed kids and teens who feel trapped and sort of like adulthood is the only way out of their current situation.

so let me tell you, in case you haven't heard this ever, that in my experience, being an adult is 100x better than being a kid or teenager. being able to more or less control my living space and who i spend time with, being able to prioritize my health and wellbeing, being able to be who i truly am and pursue my interests and hobbies... all of that is worth the other dumb stuff, and none of it was possible when i was a minor. honestly, I've just gotten happier and happier the older I've gotten.

being an adult is GOOD. and it can be good for you too.

This mortal took a break from their work requirements. And what are they gonna do? FINALLY FINISH A DATE WITH DEATH

Has this been done before?

Oh, hey, some ego’s playing music?

Dark on a harp! Thats cool!

And Illinois joining in with his guitar! Sweet!

Hell yeah Yancy! Take it away!

Oh hey, Google too? Thats cool!

Wait-

Wilford no-

So some friends and I talked about what kinda instruments some egos might play. This idea popped up in my mind. Enjoy :^]

so when trump takes office on monday and “saves tiktok” with a 90 day extension on the tiktok ban decision, then during that period mark zuckerberg “suddenly” decided to buy tiktok and have meta absorb it, then what.

trump created this problem when he introduced the tiktok ban in his first term and he’s going to take credit for “solving” it now. the tiktok ceo made a video thanking trump for “understanding the app” then the error message says we are grateful to trump for working with us on this ?? AND he’s invited to sit front row at the inauguration??? oh also new facebook/tiktok integrations popping up today ???

trump’s dick is in the tiktok ceo’s mouth the deal is already done