Archer

J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, and Pat Rothfuss, as they chip their magnum opi out of stone: no I can’t possibly finish this in the next decade that would be Blasphemy to the Fantasy Muses.

Brandon Sanderson: gimme a week and the sequel will be out.

God reblogged me.

Ominous positivity wallpapers by me

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

Flower girl!!

Queenie Goldstein

You know what I loved most about Fantastic Beasts and where to Find Them? Queenie.

I mean the entire movie and all the characters were breathtaking, but Queenie was the one who really struck a chord in my heart. Like here is this beautiful, smart, genuinely sweet Legilimens who is perfectly happy in her life. She is blissfuly satisfied with bringing people coffee and being a supportive sister, and then she falls in love with this kind, honest No-maj who just wants to make people happy with pastries. She justs seems so pure, so good at seeing and appreciating the purity in others, so earnest in making everyone around her feel better.

In a world where the Fantasy genre is getting filled with powerful, angsty, sarcastic little shits, Queenie is a refreshing radiance.

The universe (through my biology class) taught me something today: Algae isn't a plant.

My life is a lie.

Broke energy homophobes think gays are all about sex? About getting dong? About shirtless lesbians? Fools. May I present to you the gayest media I’ve ever laid eyes upon and yet

The only dick here is Gabriel.

Like he's 90% guilt and self loathing already. Dammit Marvel give the poor guy a break.

I am so fucking TIRED of Tony Stark getting the shit end of the stick.

Marvel better give him a happy ending and I don’t care how. The multiverse owes him at this point.

I really really should be studying but