Maybe It’s Just Because I’m Jewish But I Do Truly Believe That Life Gets Ten Times Better When You

 So is he gonna meow or what  

what does the revolution must not be televised mean?

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

saw a meme in one of my dreams last night that had confucius but he was a catboy and it said "catnip got me acting unwise"

In a year with a lot of bad news for LGBTQ+ people, there are still some bright spots, namely a lesbian/LGBTQ+ womens' bar revival!!

Article link!

they are beautiful wow

Help Miles and Dean Move

Hi. So my wife and I need help moving (again :/) I'm the only one working and it's been hard. Theres more information in our GoFundMe https://gofund.me/6a0e8c51 You can donate there, or to my c@sh@pp and v3nmo, both tags are celestialmonsta you can also commission us! My wife's Etsy is DeansTrinkets and I can be commissioned by DM!

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

whats your rising and how tall are you?😩