I Promise I Don't Want Too Much. I Want Hugs And Kisses And I Someone Who Will Listen To Me At Times.

I don’t care if it’s Valentine’s Day—if he doesn’t look at me like this, then I don’t want him!

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dating simon riley means constant clinginess. large arms wrapped around your waist at any given moment, simon is most comfortable when he's holding you. after being away from a long mission, he'll find you wherever you are in your shared apartment and silently crawl into your arms like a puppy. he'll bury his face into the crook of your neck, slowly inhaling to bask in your scent that he missed more than anything. with an amused chuckle, you'll wrap your arms around his warm torso, gently rubbing his back. "no hello?" you'll tease, to which you always earn a content hum in response, along with simon's hold tightening ever so slightly.

dating simon riley means lots of playful teasing. if you make a typo in a text message, he'll begin spelling the word as your typo for the rest of the day. if you believed in a silly fact, he'd bring it up for the rest of your life. "this is like when you thought our blood was actually blue" he'd snicker, which would cause you to whine for him to stop and swat his arm.

dating simon riley means constantly being cared for. simon is a man who can do everything, or at least tries to. he somehow manages to get to all the chores before you do, which has ended in you reassuring him that you can handle it many, many times. when doing something potentially dangerous like standing on a ladder, handling a knife or using tools, simon will constantly glance in your direction to make sure something won't slip and injure you. like a spidey sense, he's quick to pull you away or come to your rescue if you're in a situation where you're about to hurt yourself. "you alright?" he'll mumble softly, dark eyes laced with worry that is a rare sight to be seen by anyone else.

dating simon riley means you have a second wardrobe. his large clothes are just too comfortable to resist, and he's often left searching the apartment for a shirt that you had placed amongst your own clothes. though, he makes no effort to steal them back from you, as seeing you in his tshirt, his boxers and his hoodie fills him with a loving possessiveness. he'll walk into the kitchen to see you turned away as you wash dishes, wearing one of his shirts as a short dress. managing to silently sneak behind you even with his bulky frame, he'll wrap his arms around you from behind and place a kiss against the nape of your neck. "you look so pretty in my shirt, love." he'll then purr into your ear.

dating simon riley means seeing a side of him that many never do. whether it be physically or personality wise, you see so much of simon that you can't remember the last time you referred to him as ghost. his large pointy nose, his dirty blonde hair that he always forgets to fix in the mornings, and his lopsided smile that appears when you tell the corniest of jokes are all things that many have never seen and never will. he speaks so softly to you; a low tone that you can feel reverberating in his chest when you lay against him. simon is kind, patient and vulnerable with you, and will mutter the words "i love you" against your lips, just loud enough for only you to hear.

dating simon riley means being friends with the rest of the 141. you were the one who wished to host hangouts at your apartment, wanting those closest to simon to like you. despite their intimidating demeanors, you quickly realized just how kind they were. they know just how important you are to simon, which is a rare feat in itself, so they would never treat you in an ill manner. soap will always refer to you as "the missus" when speaking to simon, which never fails to make you giggle when you overhear their conversations.

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Showing 'Jealousy' in Writing

Eyes narrowing with a sharp, intense stare.

Clenched jaw and pursed lips.

Crossing arms defensively.

Making snide or sarcastic remarks.

Glancing repeatedly at the object of jealousy.

Trying to outdo or one-up the rival.

Faking a smile that doesn’t reach the eyes.

Speaking in a tense, clipped tone.

Avoiding eye contact with the person they’re jealous of.

Drumming fingers impatiently on a surface.

Feeling a burning sensation in the chest.

Sighing loudly or rolling their eyes.

Gritting teeth and taking deep, forced breaths.

Biting their lower lip hard.

Tapping foot incessantly.

Passive-aggressively commenting on the situation.

Mimicking or mocking the rival’s behavior.

Frequently changing the subject away from the rival.

Feeling a knot tighten in their stomach.

Casting resentful, sidelong glances.

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i am looking so disrespectfully

The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together

.*• It‘s 11/11/22 .*+•

THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO MAKE A LIST OF ALL YOUR DESIRES AND CHECK ‘EM OFF LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM.

IF YOU WANT TO MANIFEST A RELATIONSHIP, DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM PARTNER AND REALLY GET INTO THE DETAILS. THINGS TO SCRIPT:

1. Personal Information (Name, Birthday, Nationality, etc.)

2. Appearance (Height, weight, hair/ eye color, body, nose shape, etc.)

-> TIP: use the website Artbreeder to create your persons face claim, istg I did it and now I actually have a face that I can channel my feelings into

3. Love language / communication skills (Physical touch/ words of affirmation/ etc., great at communicating, always knows how I feel, never raises their voice, etc.)

4. Family (How many siblings? Relationship between family members, family dynamics, healthy family?)

5. Hobbies (Reading, writing, music, football, working out, etc.)

6. Music taste (Inspo: The Weeknd, Lana Del Rey, Kehlani, Tupac, Tory Lanez, Doja Cat, Chase Atlantic, Arctic Monkeys, Nirvana, BTS, Blackpink, Jhene Aiko, Summer Walker, Fujii Kaze, Mitski, Kanye West, Måneskin, Aaryan Shah, Beyoncé, Rihanna, Kendrick Lamar, Frank Ocean, The neighborhood, Bewhy, B.I, Lolo Zouaï, Twice, StrayKids, Taylor Swift, Clairo, Enhypen, Harry Styles, Offset, SEVENTEEN, Lil Peep, Pop Smoke, Meghan Thee Stallion, Hozier, Drake, 21 Savage (🤭/j))

3. Scent (Fresh laundry, Cologne, Vanilla, Almonds, Coconut, Strawberry, Cherries, Oud, etc.)

4. Habits (Scrunching nose, covering ears, sticking out tongue, etc.)

5. Career (Model, Artist, Musician, CEO, barista, still in school, etc.)

6. Residence (Look on Pinterest)

7. Closet (Street style, dark/ ligh Academia, soft, goth, y2k, etc.)

8. Scenarios (Look on TikTok, Wattpad, Oneshots on Tumblr)

CREATE A PINTEREST BOARD WITH YOUR DESIRED (COUPLE/ LIFE/ BEAUTY/ ETC.) AESTHETIC AND LIFE

!!! REMEMBER: NEVER BE ASHAMED OF SCRIPTING SOMETHING IF IT DOESNT HARM ANYONE!!! I used to feel ashamed to script a significant other but now ion give a fuck <3 !!!

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