Dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Dr Axolotl Ataraxis

Crafts are good because it lets your brain run loose for a while, unrestrained. Like a dog unleashed on a field just running loops out of sheer glee. And you tune out until it runs past you with a shred of a song in its teeth, shaking it like it's a 3/4 carcass of a rabbit, zooming past you and all you hear is

come mr. Taliban, tally me banana

And you're like hold on where the hell did you get that. Those aren't even the right lyrics.

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

“The spiders are finite” factoid actualy just statistical error. average spiders are infinite. Finite-spiders Georg, who lives in cave & is a countable number of spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The spiders are finite

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

good thing i’m not a responsible adult :)

like to charge reblog to cast

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