Dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Dr Axolotl Ataraxis

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

brb guys, gonna invent some festivals of atonement, maybe some sacred games too…

me as a writer

reblog to send that dipshit warmie to the trenches

It's only a matter of time before Eloid finds out about the Europa Ice War posting going on on Twitter and joins in on it in an attempt to be cool and hip.

jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls

what are your opinions

everything should be free and everyone should be nice

***factually correct version since i didnt check sources v well last time

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other irrelevant billionaires (with the exception of amanda nguyen go research her) 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, who was working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me