Dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Dr Axolotl Ataraxis

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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check

yet more amazing work from the woke mob

the woke mob has turned santa clause TRANSGENDER and now he fills your stocking with ARTISANAL PICKLES and CHEESES instead of TOYS. Parents across the GLOBE are actually REALLY STOKED about charcuterie stockings, as the prices of FINE CHEESES and whatnot have SKYROCKETED.

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life