Dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Dr Axolotl Ataraxis

me: computer, imagine a triangle.

computer: no sweat man. im doing it.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: you know it.

[several hours later]

me: can you imagine another one?

computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.

ELON IS DUMB

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

Laboring in my laboratory wearing my white coat and long black nitrile gloves with white hair standing on end locked tf in all mad and scientistc in the eerie glow with my beakers and baubles beeping maschines and pages of scrawled notes strewn about and you think I'm creating life or building a bioweapon but in fact I'm just passing a glowing green solenoid back and forth between flasks watching with fascination because I'm off some strong as fuck acid and a couple gas station gummies to boot

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adhd executive dysfunction sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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