Ok I’m Done Being Creepy For The Day

i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

It’s so goddam annoying when I think about breathing through my nose.

you have fallen into my trap, you now are manually breathing and will die if you stop. Hehehe, collapse mortal.

this is great, I love this website

Here he comes!

It’s almost Passover :)

yeah man hop on uhhhhh......... hop on uhhhhhh........

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh actually never mind

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

A story in two parts

saw this at goodwill today almost bought it