Firehose?! Hows Your Mom Going To Get A Job Now?

Hey babygirl your head is so big

omw to my local ocean to toss in a tomato just to make sure

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

You go to fight the tooth fairy and these are the boss rooms

i cant stop fucking laughing

#2006vs2016: some things never change

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

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send the last picture with no context to a bunch of people in your contacts

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