Thank You For Answering My Question, Chancellor. I Do Agree That It Takes Alot Of Precision To Work With
Thank you for answering my question, Chancellor. I do agree that it takes alot of precision to work with adventurers, I myself rarely work with my fellow adventurers outside of delving into particularly dangerous tasks that I can't handle alone. The dragons roaming Elsweyr in particular come to mind. I would like to ask what adventurers you prefer to work with. Personally I have no preference, any skill in combat is useful when fighting the dangerous beasts roaming Tamriels wilds. But I wish to know your preference.
Hello Chancellor, I would like to ask what you think of the many adventurers you have encountered over your life, I know I personally have encountered many and worked with more then a few of them.
Adventurers are in their nature like spells.
A couple of years back I've spent several weeks in the Reach, partially for research, partially as a vacation from the Tower politics, partially to clean up something for Moricar. Not the point.
The point is that my (mostly local) companions and I had to get into a set of dwemer ruins preferably undetected, but in the valley in front of us two entire clans decided to have a fight. And that dragged on, as they were on par with each other and wanted to wait until their opponent's defense lapses.
It was summer, so the weather was not on our side - bright, clear air, not anything favoring stealth. So I've decided to help the situation a little and conjure a mist in the entire valley. Now, I am a Battlemage, so things like weather magic I've gained mostly by self-study rather than being actually trained in it. Thus measly mist required my absolute concentration.
It all was fine until I sneezed and then a tornado tore its way through the valley, leaving fleeing panicked Reachmen in its wake. Granted, I am Abnur Tharn, I just put on my best "I meant to do that" face and we went along our way, now that it was free of obstacles.
But the moral of this story is that working with adventurers is like weaving spells. It requires utmost precision. And strong liver.
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It's always funny to me when people assume that Batman employed a child when said child was like 'let me out there or I will start going out myself and biting ankles'
Citizen or whtv: what the hell batman
Batman: (helpless shrugging) look it was either this(gestures to traffic light child) or he goes out alone and dies ok what choice did I have
Texts From Superheroes
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Mark Hamill - The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Gordon: "You busted up this warehouse because?"
Jaybin: "As you can see, it's a facility for illegal processing--"
Criminal: "Nuh-uh. You can't prove that's not baby aspirin."
Nightwing: *licks it off glove* "Oh."
Gordon:
Criminal, smugly: "What's the matter? Headache go away?"
Gordon: "Give me some of that stuff, mine's just starting."
Dick, texting Wally: hey, patrol kinda boring tonight, do you want to play 20 questions?
Wally: yeah sure man, what's your favorite family meal?
Dick: triangles.
Dick: do you like boys?
Wally: yeah.... I... Came out to you first...
Dick: just checking. You free on Friday?
Wally: yeah?
Dick: good, I'll pick you up at 12. Bye.
Wally: ... Okay but our game? Hello??
Outside of the texts
Dick: I asked him out.
Barbara: saw, you technically didn't but better than you pinning for him all day. Good luck.
Dick: don't need it, I'm Dick Grayson, I got this.
Bruce: oh no, you don't, I said the same thing, you're gonna fail bud.
Dick, looks at Bruce funny: you are bad a pep talks.
Allen-west house hold
Wally: MOMMA HOW DO I KNOW HE ASKED ME OUT OR NOT!?
Iris, from the kitchen: WHAT THE TEXT SAY SWEETHEART?
Wally: IT SAYS "good, I'll pick you up at 12"!
Iris: HE'S TAKING YOU OUT ON A DATE BUT SHY A OUT IT! DRESS CASUAL.
Wally: THANKS MOMMA!
Barry: WHY NOBODY YELLING FOR ME FOR DATING ADVICE!
Wally: BECAUSE MOMMA FLIRTERD WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU WERE STUCK IN YOUR OWN HEAD, I NEED HELP NOT MORE PROBLEMS AND QUESTIONS!
Barry:
Barry: FAIR, ALSO WHY ARE YOU YELLING FROM YOUR BEDROOM YOU COULD HAVE SPEED DOWN HERE!
Wally: BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED!
Detective Comics Annual #3 - “Chaos Theory”
written by Brian Buccallato art by Werther Dell’Edera, Jorge Fornes, & Scott Hepburn
Damian is not above using his status as Baby to get what he wants. At the same time, the Bats know that their littlest family member using his power (rare though it may be) is a sign of affection. Nobody says anything because Damian feeling comfortable enough to act his age (even if it is a manipulation tactic) means he trusts them.
Also? It’s fucking adorable.
Bruce is a man of principles and discipline, but he’s ready to shave his head and steal Lex Luthor’s identity no questions asked when Damian silently crawls into his lap. He was on a shareholders videoconference the first time the boy did it. No amount of money, notoriety, or achievements will ever compare to Damian laying his head on his father’s chest, sighing quietly, and closing his eyes peacefully as board members oohed and awwed. Screenshots went viral almost immediately. #BabyWayne trended for weeks.
Bruce booked them a trip to Chicago to see the new tiger exhibit at the zoo that Damian had mentioned over breakfast. He absolutely knew he’d been had and oh fucking well.
Then Damian does it again. And again and again, with no ask beforehand. When Bruce finally asked what was going on, the littlest Wayne said he was cold and simply required a heat source. Bruce pressed a kiss to his boy’s hair and read the quarterly reports over his head. And then took him out for new art supplies. And got him a pet lizard. And some ice cream. And yes, Alfred, I have a problem, but look at him! 🥹
Jason’s Titan’s Tower Attack AU
Bruce: *gets the notification of an attack 2 hours too late because of Hood’s hacking*
Bruce: *rushes to the Titan’s Tower, scared that Tim’s dead*
Bruce: *runs into the Tower’s living room and shouts with a breaking voice*
Bruce: Robin? ROBIN?! Where are you?!
Tim: *excitedly dashes into the room with a plate of cookies*
Tim: Look, B! We made cookies! Try them!
Bruce: *confused af, tries one*
Bruce: They… taste like Jason’s…
Bruce: *ready to burst into tears*
Tim: That’s because we made them together. Duh!
Jason: *waltzes in without helmet or mask but in full gear*
Jason: Well, Baby Bird, that’s it for today. Next bird sitting session will cost ya, old man!
Jason: *zetas away with a cheeky smirk*
Tim: Bruce, can I have another playdate with Jay?
Bruce: *Bruce.exe stopped working*
Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.
Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.
But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.
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