I feel like those aren’t the only reasons why Tim is believed to be a vampire, but honestly it would be funnier if those were the reasons!
You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.
Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.
Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.
The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???
I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.
Chapter two
Readers POV
“Stoick? You wanted me for something..?” I asked confused.
“Follow, we’ll talk at the hut with Valka…” he said before walking off.
“Ah, oki doki” I replied while following him.
“Y/n sit down, I wanted to ask about your past” Valka says after Stoick and I got inside the hut.
“What parts of it..?” I asked starting to panic.
“Where did you come from..? You aren’t from anywhere near Berk and you don’t seem to be interested in hunting dragons…” Valka stated.
“Oh! Well I’m from outside the archipelago, I used to live in a village where the few dragons there were wouldn’t bother us…” I replied not wanting to say the truth.
“So you lived without dragons raiding your village?” Valka asked as Stoick was listening in the background.
“That is correct, I haven’t dealt with dragons attacking before living here…” I replied.
“If only that was the case for Berk…” Stoick added thoughtfully.
“It might be in the future if we’re lucky..?” I stated.
“I would like to ask you also about who taught you to cook?” Valka asked changing the subject.
“Oh, I learnt from the books my old village had of recipes from other parts of the world, sometimes I would even buy some from traders that would sell to the village” I replied.
“What made you leave..?” Stoick asked confused.
“There was a war about to break out so I set out and left…” I replied not wanting to say the truth again.
“I’m glad you got out of there Y/n, otherwise we wouldn’t have met you” Valka says with a smile.
“I’m glad I met you guys” I replied with a smile of my own.
“I’m also wondering if you ever had a husband Y/n” Valka said.
“That do I as well” Stoick says.
“Nope, why?” I responded confused.
“I and Stoick would like to have you as our third” Valka says while Stoick nods.
“EHHHH?!??!!?! What do you mean?!?!!?” I asked.
“Become our wife” Valka reiterated.
‘What in the- I’m so happy but also so confused- wait why is canon changing?!? I’m fine with it but still!’ I thought.
“Well, what do you think?” Stoick asked staring at me with… hope?
“Sure!” I squeaked out.
“Come! We must tell the village!” Valka says while dragging me.
“*English*”
“/Japanese/”
“Navi”
Katsuki’s POV:
I’ve found out a lot about this new world I’m in, like the deity Eywa… after learning about her I’ve been able to feel her around me… I don’t know why I can it’s just something that started, I have learnt how to speak like my clan now, I could understand them before thankfully but I had to learn to speak it properly, i still speak Japanese and English when I’m alone to make sure I can still speak it incase I need to.
“*I need to train my quirk, my body should be able to support it… hopefully*” I said, “*let’s try a small explosion*” i mumbled, I opened my hand and concentrated to make sure it was only a small explosion… “*yes it worked!!*” I nearly yelled out in happiness, “Katsuki h-how did you do that thing with your hand??” My brother said tapping my shoulder, “and what were you saying?” He said watching me, “….it’s a thing that allows me to do some stuff that others can’t do… also I was learning a language incase I need the knowledge of it one day…” I say my ears drooping, “please don’t tell anyone!!” I say hoping he doesn’t, “ok I won’t tell, but can I also learn that language??” He asks with puppy eyes, “thank you Aonung! I’ll start teaching you tomorrow!” I replied. We spent the whole day together I showed him more of my quirk as well when he asked.
Time skip…
The horn blew when they landed… they definitely weren’t from our clan or any nearby, they were absolutely beautiful… especially the one that seemed my age… he’s gorgeous… I somehow missed everything happening beside watching the guy… until now.
“My children Tsireya, Aonung and Katsuki will teach your children our ways and will now lead you to your new Marui Jakesully” my father says, I nod and head over to Tsireya and lead them with her…
On the way the youngest bounces on the path and looks at me, “you’re like dad!” She states pointing at me, making the rest of the Sullys gasp, “you’re also part sky demon?” The younger son asks, “I’m sorry what is a ‘sky demon’??” I ask since I never really got an answer before, “*Human*” Jake replied making me stop in shock that he knows English, “*you speak English as well?*” I asked now reaching their Marui, they all gasped at me, “how do you know that language??” He asked leaving a my siblings confused, “am I not allowed to know it?” I ask confused, “you really shouldn’t know that language…” he says now dragging me inside his family following, my siblings just left to go into the water, “*the only way you could know the language is if someone taught you…*” he says, “*I taught myself how to speak this language…*” I state, “*ok… so you’re an avatar… how?*” he says, “*I was just born this way why?*” I reply acting confused even if I know the answer… “*you’re existence confuses me greatly Katsuki.. you’re name isn’t a Navi name…*” mrs sully says looking at me, “*that’s because it isn’t really*” I state looking back at her, “*you are strange Katsuki… also I swear your name is familiar but I don’t know why…*” Jake says, “*in due time things may be revealed? I guess? Anyways I’ll leave you all to unpack bye!*” I state leaving…. “that was really awkward… I think I’ll go for a swim now….” I say jumping into the water.
Anyways that’s the end of this chapter! I hope you enjoyed and have a lovely day bye!!
This is based on https://www.tumblr.com/shadowcatzone/726051579756691456/i-worry-that-someday-furina-might-actually-try this post by @shadowcatzone (sorry for the @ but I wanted to fully credit you!)
the amount of chaos that this will cause will be hilarious if it happens!
Like just imagine this in a sagau with Creator! Reader…
Y/n sits in the crowd hidden in a veil next to Xiao watching Venti’s trial unfold while giggling quietly.
Venti: your Honour! As you can see I’m not the one at fault and all the things I was charged for were truly committed by Focalors..!
Y/n wanting to further the chaos: She also cursed the creator and her acolytes!
The crowd goes into a seething uproar at that and Xiao just shakes his head while having a small smile, you both just watch while you summon popcorn for you, Xiao and Venti who finally joined you…
Y/n: ohh… this was funny as fuck~!
Venti: don’t me and Xiao deserve a reward for dealing with this~!
Y/n: and what pray tell would you want as a reward~?
Venti smiles widely: a kiss~?
Y/n: okay
Venti’s smile turns gentle as you kiss him on the cheek before you give Xiao a kiss also on the cheek while he blushes sweetly…
Y/n: okay boys we gotta leave now before they notice us~!
Then you three teleport away.
Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!
It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!
Look Up
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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.
A little Giyuu drabble
“Y/n-chan where are you??” Giyuu said while looking for you, “I’m in my room why??” You said lucky that he was outside your room, you were laying in your bed taking a break from your training, “is it ok if I come into your room?” He asked with a slight shyness in his voice making your heart melt, “sure!” You replied happily, he opened the door then closed it after he entered, he then sat on the bed making sure not to sit on you, “c-can we cuddle..?” He said barely loud enough to hear, you sat up and opened your arms for him, he quickly embraced you tightly but also gently, he put his head in the crook of your neck and cuddled more into your softness, while you cuddled him back. The two of you continued to cuddle until it started getting dark, but that more so happened because you two had woken up from your cuddle-nap, and also the fact you both were really hungry…
After you both ate.
You were now on his bed, his head was in the crook of your neck again while you slept peacefully while cuddling him, “y/n I may never know what I did to deserve you, but I’m grateful to have you to love…” Giyuu said in a whisper while falling asleep, you unconsciously smiled.
Giyuu deserves to have more things written with him, anyways I hope you enjoyed this little bit of Giyuu appreciation and have a lovely day bye!!!
Just had the random urge to start writing a reader or oc isekai/reincarnation into the dcu, but it’s omegaverse and the person decides to fuck around on that universes tumblr and Ao3 just to end up as a conspiracy blog and once in a while they’ll drop something like ‘Batman’s totally an omega, and here’s why’ or something.
Maybe I should just write omegaverse lol
And they look good on him!
BREAKING NEUS (haha see what i did th💥)
THIGH HIGH BOOTS
Immortal Hiccup au pt 5/6
Chapter 5
This is now httyd 2 timeline no one knows about hiccup and toothless being mates (well the twins knew but had somehow the decency to not tell anyone in the tribe)
The duo are in the clouds when a masked individual on a four winged dragon appears.
Things happen similar to cannon.
Hiccup was dropped into a dark room full of dragons, hearing the whispers of them, but he acted as if he couldn’t understand the dragons until toothless was dropped next to him as well.
(Yes he did the thing with inferno)
“Could it really be after all these years, is it really you Hiccup??” The masked figure asked
Ok now we skip until toothless gets tackled by baby dragons.
“So this is where you have been all this time” hiccup said as he was entranced by all this beautiful place had to offer.
“Help!! The baby’s are attacking me!!!” Toothless nearly screached while hiccup started laughing at him as well as Valka.
“Hiccup please help me get them off!!” Toothless pleaded “ugh fine I’ll try to get them off of you” hiccup stated failing miserably.
“Hiccup your really good at reading his emotions” Valka said not knowing that Hiccup could understand all dragons.
Skip to after defeating drago because I have no idea what else to put until here.
“So when are you telling the villagers about yourself and us being mates hiccup?” Toothless asked, hiccup froze for a minute due to the last part of the sentence “should I tell them or leave that out” hiccup stated as his face started flushing a tinge of pink. “I understand but all the dragons already know so why not the village?” Toothless questioned
“I’ll tell them after I’m ready ok?” Hiccup told toothless “ok I’m fine with that” toothless said a bit worried about that and something else that could happen very very soon…….
Oh how the tables may turn next chapter.. what will happen will there relationship be revealed or will something more reflected happen??? Find out next chapter bye~!
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Chapter 6
Hiccup was suddenly woken up by his mother, “Hiccup I have a really important question for
You” Valka stated, “what is it mom” he asked puzzled, “so I’ve been putting the pieces together about this for a while now, but are you able to understand all dragons”she said with a slight gleam in her eyes, “was it really that obvious” hiccup asked, “so it’s a yes” she said happily as hiccup just nodded his head yes.
“Would you mind teaching me how to talk to the dragons properly” Valka stated getting more of a gleam in her eyes, “sure mom” he said ‘not like it took me nearly 50 years to learn how….’ He mumbled to himself loud enough for his mother to hear.
“What do you mean it took you nearly 50 years to learn you’re only 20” Valka stated in confusion at her son, she knew he has always been somewhat too wise according to Stoick but this was different, “explain to me what you mean Hiccup please” she stated to him still shocked.
“Promise you won’t tell a soul even my sister when she’s back ok” hiccup asked and Valka nodded being open minded,after explaining she was shocked but mostly understood why he hid it, ”so you’re over 1000 years old but can change your looks to any age desired” she said being amazed, “yeah that’s pretty much it about that part of my life” he stated not knowing what was about to happen, “now may I ask why you and toothless seem way closer then best friends hiccup” his mother asked waiting for the answer she knew would be said sooner or later, ‘me and him are mates…’ he mumbled still loud enough for his mother to hear, “hah Gobber owes me and Stoick a new axe each” she said with a smirk on her face, “wait you and dad knew about me and toothless being mates” he asked surprised, his mother just nodded while still smirking, “ besides you and toothless being mates everything else is not going to get talked about with Gobber or Stoick ok, and nothing will be told to the villagers until you’re ready hiccup” She said, “thank you mom, still abit shocked you knew about me and toothless though” he said and his mother laughed at that last bit, “what can I say I’m good at figuring things out most of the time” she said finishing the conversation so hiccup can go back to his nap.
Incase I forgot to mention Stoick did live in this since hiccup pushed him out of the way at the last possible second and they thought that hiccup living would attribute to the fact that toothless had just enough will to make the plasma blast unlikely to kill him.
A weird woman with random free time, I grew up with a lot of dinosaur media and will rant about dinosaurs if given the chance~!
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