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And they look good on him!

BREAKING NEUS (haha see what i did th💥)

THIGH HIGH BOOTS

Omfg!!! Snake is out!!!

Life stopped, life restarted in another world..?

Chapter two

Readers POV

“Stoick? You wanted me for something..?” I asked confused.

“Follow, we’ll talk at the hut with Valka…” he said before walking off.

“Ah, oki doki” I replied while following him.

“Y/n sit down, I wanted to ask about your past” Valka says after Stoick and I got inside the hut.

“What parts of it..?” I asked starting to panic.

“Where did you come from..? You aren’t from anywhere near Berk and you don’t seem to be interested in hunting dragons…” Valka stated.

“Oh! Well I’m from outside the archipelago, I used to live in a village where the few dragons there were wouldn’t bother us…” I replied not wanting to say the truth.

“So you lived without dragons raiding your village?” Valka asked as Stoick was listening in the background.

“That is correct, I haven’t dealt with dragons attacking before living here…” I replied.

“If only that was the case for Berk…” Stoick added thoughtfully.

“It might be in the future if we’re lucky..?” I stated.

“I would like to ask you also about who taught you to cook?” Valka asked changing the subject.

“Oh, I learnt from the books my old village had of recipes from other parts of the world, sometimes I would even buy some from traders that would sell to the village” I replied.

“What made you leave..?” Stoick asked confused.

“There was a war about to break out so I set out and left…” I replied not wanting to say the truth again.

“I’m glad you got out of there Y/n, otherwise we wouldn’t have met you” Valka says with a smile.

“I’m glad I met you guys” I replied with a smile of my own.

“I’m also wondering if you ever had a husband Y/n” Valka said.

“That do I as well” Stoick says.

“Nope, why?” I responded confused.

“I and Stoick would like to have you as our third” Valka says while Stoick nods.

“EHHHH?!??!!?! What do you mean?!?!!?” I asked.

“Become our wife” Valka reiterated.

‘What in the- I’m so happy but also so confused- wait why is canon changing?!? I’m fine with it but still!’ I thought.

“Well, what do you think?” Stoick asked staring at me with… hope?

“Sure!” I squeaked out.

“Come! We must tell the village!” Valka says while dragging me.

Life stopped, life restarted in another world..?

; ; for Gothi trying to communicate!

Valka’s POV

‘I need to go see Gothi, I wonder why I haven’t been feeling well lately..?’ I thought while heading to Gothi’s.

“Gothi, I have come to ask you to check me over” I said.

;Yes, what can I help you with dearie; she wrote.

“I haven’t been feeling well lately for some reason, and I was worried” I said as she started checking on me.

;Dearie, I’ll do some tests to see what I can find; she replied.

“Thank you Gothi” I said with a smile.

Readers POV

‘Is it that close to snoggletog already..? I swear the dragons haven’t been here for over 3 weeks…! But the Berkiens aren’t getting ready for it..? And it’s summer, I’m so confused’ I thought while trying to bake cookies.

“Y/n! I need to tell you something!” Valka says charging into the kitchen suddenly.

“Woah! Take a chill pill Valka, what did you want to tell me..?” I replied.

“You still need to explain what that means, but anyways, Y/n I’m so happy!” She says smiling ear to ear.

“Oh! What’s making you so happy!?” I asked curiously.

“I’m with child! I just got back from Gothi’s” she replied while hugging me tightly.

“Oh my gods!!! I’m so happy! We need to tell Stoick!!!” I said hugging her back.

“We can tell Stoick at dinner tonight!” She replied happily.

“Ah! Okay! I’ll make a nice dinner tonight then!” I said agreeing with her.

“What are you making? It looks so good” Valka said suddenly with starry eyes.

“I’m making cookies, you can have some from this first batch! The type I’m making is oatmeal raisin!” I replied happily.

“What is a raisin?” She asked confused.

“It’s a dried grape, they’re good by themself and in different foods!” I explained simply.

“Ah! Yes, can I have some please?” She asked curiously.

“Here, have a small handful to try!” I replied handing her some.

“These are good! Can I please have some of the cookies when they’re ready?” She asked after trying the raisins.

“Of course! The first batch will be ready in a minute, so don’t worry it won’t be long!” I replied.

Time skip

“Stoick, I need to tell you something” Valka stated while we were eating dinner.

“What is it dear?” He asked before shooting me a confused look.

“I’m with child!” She said happily.

Instead of him saying anything in response, he picked up Valka and spun her around before hugging her and pulling me into the hug as well.

“Thank you…” he said finally with tears in his eyes.

‘I swear I will do anything for these two…’ I thought.

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Qualms and ferocity

“The ‘Matriarch’ was one of the first dinosaurs that Hammond created… she has been around the longest and was the first surviving dinosaur… but she is not normal compared to others of her species… she’s the only reason that the death tolls caused by other dinosaurs has been so low… they respect her, but no one knows why…” -Dr Wu

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

Would anyone want the Nezuko in avatar TWOW story I made? I understand this is also on my Wattpad and Ao3 account but I want to see if people would like to read it here?

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

I should probably post the httyd au on here lol

Would anyone like it?