Please Watch My Favorite Game Changer Clip Ever

So what if im 30? So what if im goth? So what if im van helsings great-grandson? So what if im having a psychosexual relationship with my boss? So what if im good at murder? So what if i am willing to kill him if pressed? So what if he promised to take me to his home country and turn me into a vampire? So what if im currently trapped in a coffin sailing to great britian? Does it impact you? No? Then grow up. Like literally mind your business smh 🙄

“The silhouette of the Stepmother, a long shadow that cuts through the light of the doorway like a knife”

in many ways being alive is about getting to have a little coffee every morning

Say HIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE Questing Queens! So, Dungeons and Drag Queens was my introduction to Dimension 20, and so naturally I wanted to draw the queens as their characters -but by the time I finished the boat had definitely sailed. However, seeing as season 2 was just announced, I figured why not post it now? @dimension20official

[gif] jester summoning her spiritual weapon o/  (fx animation by my brother kev)

The Mighty Nein really are the “tonight we cancel the apocalypse” party, because that is the attitude of the patently insane and patently hypercompetent in ways that are too insane to be real and yet WORK. VM have Big Justice League energy. They’re saving the world by the book. They’re very much the epitome of their classes. This is not a knock. They are good at what they do, but their flair is extremely straightforward. Percy is gonna shoot fifty times a round. Keyleth is gonna archdruid her little heart out. Grog’s gonna smash. Scanlan is gonna sing a little song. That’s them! We like that for them! But it is very straightforward clock in/clock out heroism. They have day jobs now.

I’m not gonna be unfair to BH right now because I think they haven’t really figured out their niche yet and are constantly stuck in the mindset of not actually being heroes and being, and I say this out of love for their stupid little faces, selfish little turds. We might get a better idea later on when we come back to them as high level adventurers after how they shake out here, but so far they’re somewhere in the middle. A little Suicide Squad-y.

The M9 on the other hand are not clock in/clock out heroes. They’re barely heroes. They get told something could be a threat and they deal with it and they won’t just kill you, they will EMBARRASS you. They will act like you’re nothing and bet on fight outcomes mid-combat, call you names, hit you with lollipops and dicks, turn you into a fruit bat, whatever they have to. They’ll ruin your action economy, stun you, whatever. Not only did they come to stop you, you’ll be shamed so hard that your Lich won’t even want to rise again to seek vengeance because you know they’ll do it again. They’re canceling the apocalypse not because the one doing it is dead, but because they’re so demoralized there’s no gong forward. When the Mighty Nein come for your plans, your plans DO NOT survive because they’ve had dicks drawn all over them.

To all the haters saying I should have gotten stitches, you're probably right but it's too late now.

i think part of the reason i drew so much crown of candy fanart is because it has the most fun colour palette in the entire world 🍭

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Nana Morri, the Fatestitcher, for @CriticalRole. She’s very eager to show you all her curious trinkets and treasures in her collection. Just a nice old lady!

Did they leave through the back door?