Second Place Episode Of Gamechanger Feat The Aguefort Staff Aka Aguefort Heaven Is Porter Hell. It’s

ID: a gamechanger episode but it's Arthur Aguefort from fantasy high in place of Sam Reich. the prompt reads: who can make the loudest sound on a gong
ID: the three contestants are Eugenia, Jace, and Porter from Fantasy high. Porter is preparing to hit the gong with a large stick. Eugenia is leaning in to whisper to Jace. she says "if he misses...". Jace says "I would love it. please miss"
ID: Eugenia says: I'd like to answer the question... Porter
ID: Porter looks shocked and upset. he is saying "no, wait...". in the background, Eugenia is saying: that's the question right? it's not saying go make the biggest sound. it's asking "who"?
ID: text of Aguefort offscreen saying: Porter, I do think you were loudest. Eugenia, I do think you were least loud. which means... Jace, that is three points. Jace looks shocked and is laughing. he says "what?". Porter looks angry, and Eugenia amused.
ID: Eugenia says: oh, so this is like a middle of the pack thing. Jace is holding his arms up in excitement and saying, "oh, I'd win this so easily!". Porter is still furious. he is gripping the podium so hard he has broken it.

Second Place episode of Gamechanger feat the Aguefort staff aka Aguefort heaven is Porter hell. It’s a very efficient system

Bonus:

ID: the prompt is: who can pay Aguefort the best compliment. Eugenia is holding a paddle that says "Arthur, you are the perfect solesian"

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feel like i want to talk a little on the message of a recent post because i think it is an important point. when i say that you do not need to QUALIFY OR DEFEND your love of tinglers or my work in general, i am pointing out an interesting social anomaly that happens with my art and with queer art.

as an autistic buckaroo i notice patterns, and on social media i see them a lot. little phrases that come up again and again with my art. ‘yes THAT chuck tingle’ ‘its ACTUALLY good’ ’my favorite author i have never read’ ‘so bad its good’. these are always added after a POSITIVE comment about me

they also all have something in common. they are trying to distance the posters SINCERE JOY and give them an out socially. it is very very very subtle, but they are all saying ‘yes i like this but here is a sliver of acknowledgment that it is also weird or bad or ironic. in not REALLY fully in'

essentially these are added because it means the poster can escape their very real joy if needed. try applying these phrases to any other popular author. its much more subtle with the first two: ‘i liked all fours by miranda july, yes THAT miranda july. its ACTUALLY good’. what does this imply?

the other examples are a little more blatant but lets try them with other authors anyway. imagine saying ‘youre my favorite author i have never read’ to stephen king. would you EVER say that to someone? what does that imply? how about 'i love your books theyre so bad theyre good'. horrifyingly rude

lets dive into saying 'CHUCK TINGLE is my favorite author i have never read’ sounds unusual when substituting other authors because theyre usually not queer or autistic or making outsider art. to be blunt, why CHUCK gets it all the time is because it really means 'i like chuck tingle but im not gay’

while we have mostly culturally evolved past the idea that saying ‘no homo’ is some kind of joke, that FEELING is still around. it has just burrowed a little deeper. honestly it might never go away, or at least take centuries. remember these people GENUINELY LIKE MY BOOKS but feel they MUST qualify

should also be pointed out that LEFT and LIBERAL people are the ones who say this stuff to chuck. they do not MEAN to harm, and if you ask them directly how they feel about queer or neurodivergent people they would not express the same opinion as their subliminal comments might imply

the final elephant trotting by is while some of this is homophobia and fear of a neurodivergent other, it is also just plain old IRONY POISONING. its conditioning from being raised on an internet where sincerity was ‘cringe' and loving something was a weakness or joke. these problems work in tandem

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