More people need to see this (I did NOT make this, just wanted more people to see it since I never saw it on Tumblr, it was made by Furcula on YouTube)
V. Magisterial Destruction
On the trail of treachery, Laerryn and Patia bust in on the Magisterium, decimating Micah Cormorant...
figure out your pc's average damage output and their optimal damage output. why?
a. you will always have a default strategy to turn to in a pinch and will know the range of what your pc can do under optimal conditions b. your dm knowing that your rogue could hypothetically do 50 damage in a turn under the best circumstances is good information for them to have to balance encounters.
here's how i do it:
first i want to figure out 'what is the most likely combination of action and bonus action to deal damage my character can take on a given turn without using an expendable resource that only effects them that turn', things like a barbarian rage or a bladesong are different because that's a lingering buff.
lets say we're a 5th level vengeance paladin, 20 strength with a longsword & shield
our sustainable turn would probably be presumably to bonus action vow of enmity (and if we already had who could say what we'd use our bonus action for) and then action attack twice.
2d8 + 10 = average of 19 points of damage.
then you want to figure out what's the most amount of damage i could do in my turn under optimal conditions. optimal conditions for our paladin. we already have vow of emnity going. we have branding smite as a bonus action, action attack twice, presuming both hit and we decide to expend our other 2nd level spell slot and one of our first level spell slots.
2d8 + 2d6 + 3d8 + 2d8 + 10 = average of 48.5 points of damage.
assuming you're fighting a fiend or undead you actually get to add an average of 9 more points of damage to that too.
so yeah one can see why this information is both useful to know as a player and as a dm. of course, this is assuming your attacks hit and doesn't take into account advantage/disadvantage or feats like gwm/sharpshooter. but the point is not always to be able to flex about how much damage your pc can deal. it is to KNOW what you can do if you needed to, what is a sustainable option for you damage-wise and helps you figure out whether it serves you / your party better to use your turn to attempt to attack or to use it to support another endeavor in an encounter.
cheers i use anydice.com to do my math for me.
biggest jumpscare of the episode
Inspired by the most recent Fireside chat, here's my first piece of fanart for Worlds Beyond Number! (hopefully first of many, but that's gonna require bending inspiration to my will, soooo)
This story is and has been and will continue to be one of my favorite things in the world. Crackle Crackle 🔥✨
I'm so serious when I say murray bartlett deserves an emmy simply for how he played the difference in frank's feelings during his first meal with bill compared to his last. in the podcast druckmann and mazin were talking about how the later scenes with bill and frank were a study in the kind of love that only comes about as a product of time and commitment and that is clearer nowhere than in murray's performance here. it's wonderment vs fondness. it's that first spark of infatuation where you can barely believe this is happening evolving into deep, abiding love where you know exactly where you stand. it's romance that becomes belonging. it's saying, "wow, look at everything this guy has here!" becoming, "wow, look at everything we've built together here". and it's one of the absolute most beautiful journeys I've ever seen on screen, and murray bartlett told it without saying a single word.
Did you have a nice dinner? Did you all sit down to a nice dinner while you all presumed I was dead? If I was so dead, where was my funeral?! Where’s my headstone?!
I saw one gifset of Emily Ashford and I had to draw the scene. I don’t make the rules.
fave brennan fucked up & evil dm moments from exu calamity
Nostalgia's: serving coffee grounds, your first root beer float, warm vodka, bacon and coffee, pancake syrup, and a calzone.
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