Это так мило

Part 1!

Listen, I know how it looks but uhhh..Would you believe me if I told you everything would be okay?

Prequel Masterpost Next

Короткий комикс из жизни, как я наорал на чайник -

Да

I hope the Year of the Dragon would be kinder to us 🐉🎉

Как пахнет Кренг | What Kreng smells like

Осторожно, упоминание крови и смерти | Watch out for references to blood and death

Я слышал от врача скорой помощи, что, если на месте вызова в воздухе запах ванили, то это смерть. Без вариантов.

I heard an EMT say that if there's the smell of vanilla in the air at the scene of a call, it's death. There's no way.

Мозг, поскольку потребляет много глюкозы, закономерно и логично имеет сладковатый запах. Запах ванили довольно близок.

The brain, because it consumes a lot of glucose, naturally and logically has a sweetish odour. The smell of vanilla is pretty close.

Но в тоже время, я читал некоторые посты хирургов и практикантов с довольно жестокими историями.

But at the same time, I've read some posts by surgeons and trainees with some pretty brutal stories.

Среди историй мне попалась рассказ об пострадавшем в транспортной аварии мужчине. Переломы, внутреннее кровотечение в брюшной полости и травма головы. Все травмы закрытые, казалось бы, всё не так плохо. Спасают бедолагу два хирурга: один вскрывает брюха, второй череп, что бы избавится от внутреннего кровотечения.

Among the stories I came across was that of a man injured in a transport accident. Fractures, internal bleeding in the abdomen and head trauma. All the injuries are closed, so it doesn't seem so bad. Two surgeons save the poor man: one opens the abdomen, the other the skull to get rid of the internal bleeding.

Нейрохирург вскрывает череп и не успевает он что-то сделать, в сделанное им аккуратное отверстии черепа вылезают и взрываются мозги. Наверное, из-за кровяного давления в черепе от травмы головы, скопившаяся кровь просто вытолкнула мозг.

The neurosurgeon opens the skull and before he can do anything, the brains come out and explode in the neat hole he made in the skull. Probably because of the blood pressure in the skull from the head injury, the accumulated blood just pushed the brain out.

Практикантка писала о том, что никогда не забудет как попавшие на неё и хирурга мозги пахли сыром.

A trainee wrote about how she would never forget how the brains that fell on her and the surgeon smelled like cheese.

Почему конкретно в этой ситуации мозги пахли сыром, я не уверен. Возможно, это было связано с каким-то заболеванием, или из-за того что они буквально взорвались.

Why exactly in this situation the brains smelled like cheese, I'm not sure. Perhaps it was due to some kind of illness, or because they literally exploded.

В итоге этого увлекательного погружения в нейрохирургию с летальным исходом пациентов я пришёл к мысли, что Кренг как существо, имеет сладковатый запах ванили.

As a result of this fascinating dive into neurosurgery with fatal patient outcomes, I've come to believe that Kreng, as a creature, has a sweet-smelling vanilla odour.

20K DTIYS!

So uh... 20k followers happened. I knew it was coming, but the timing still took me by surprise so didn’t really have anything official ready for the event. To be honest I’m not sure how accurate that number actually is (I've tried to be good about blocking accounts that are obviously bots) but even if it's just a fraction of that number of people it means so much to know that you all enjoy what I do and follow my work! That alone, feels like reason enough to celebrate with a DTIYS.

This is something I had to throw together fast so it's less of a piece you're meant to mimic and more just a vague concept I hope inspires some creativity. There are no rules, no prizes, and no deadlines. Got too much on my plate to do much else but would love to see your interpretations of either Replica Donnie or Omega!

Thank you again everyone for the kind words and support you've shown me over the past few years. I am sorry I can not respond to all of you but do know that it really does mean so much to me and inspires me to keep going!

Be sure to tag #replica20kDTIYS and @ me so I can find you!

Смотрящий и его сипуха

it seems we'll never meet again

Despite my bitching over how I only ever make stupid fuckin dumbass comics here’s a comic

Was gunna rant but I’ve irritated myself

took me a day but i finished it yayayay

Art by alayne