Have A Nice Day, People

“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”

By Hannah Hillam

Yes

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

Litterally as i read this my mum called me to do something, while my cat is asleep on my lap. I told her i couldn't as said cat is asleep an i can't disturb his rest. Mum was pissed and looked to dad for support all he said was "she has a point". Mums now glaring at the both of us...

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

u know how badly i just want everything to stop. i want exams and deadlines to stop. i want to be able to read and write whenever and whatever i want. i wanna watch tv shows all the time i wanna listen to music and look out of my window for hours but i want to be able to do all this stuff without worrying about everything else. i just want it all to stop

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

Piper: What's the difference between Romans and Greeks anyway?

Jason: Well, the Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun.

I would soo love to see a comic with this

I am all about stories where the hero and villain know each other very well and were once friends, but I could deal with it being used another way.

What if instead of being used for drama, for wistfulness and pleas to join the other side, it was more like the hero looking over a battlefield going Seriously, who does she think she’s kidding, she’s been using the same chess strategy since we were seven or the villain picking a headquarters in a specific climate because she knows the hero hates hot weather or deciding Send in some forces to round up all the copies of his favorite poet’s work, that’ll tick him off.

Or most of all them still having inside jokes with each other.

He looks so happy when he gets the fruit

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!