ITS STARDEW VALLEY'S VERY OWN SHANE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive just sneezed

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEREEEEE I DONT BELONG HEREEEE

because i’m a creep,,,, im a weirdo,,,,,

they did everybody so dirty in the deh novel like?? still haunts me.

i hate the deh novel

i could name so so so many fictional characters this goes for, so he's a small but dedicated list *deep inhale*

isaac from cbs ghosts

captain from bbc ghosts

literally everyone from stardew valley

bob belcher from bobs burgers (OKAY JUST WATCH TURKEY IN A CAN)

david from camp camp

cuckoo from cuckoo

the entirety of wattpad

myself

the list is on the said husband, not the other way around. love yall

margaret adams

best worst musical thingie is still going, don't worry. just been busy the past two weeks and i have a week off so something will come out :'))

im forever grateful for the attention this silly fic is receiving

THIS!!!!!!!!!

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most american thing i have encountered in a while

lmao lets try this

me: hey do you like penguins? i have some theory-

him: you wanna go to the same college/university and have dogs??

put some puddle water into it. no it won't help but atleast you can say that you once ate puddle water/soy sauce rice one time!!

gusy i put too much soy sauce in the rice 😭😭

ive been a bit of a fan of curveball since the early days (a bit meaning this has brainrotted me<3) n sudjsjdj it's so bittersweet that it's ended :( man i loved this

Curveball finale! 😭