"but They're 3 Times Your Size And Made Of Metal"

Follower Highlight #10: 1K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION!

@drey-the-unwell

🎶Thank you for the follow! You're the thousandth!🎵

(please note that these highlights are not necessarily an endorsement of these blogs, only a comment on how their URLs fit the TMNT meter; I don't intend to vet every single one, especially not this one, because they're literally my 1000th follower and I was gonna find a way to make a post for them, meter or no meter)

Love is in the air...

WRONG!!!!

ITS MICRO PLASTIC!!!!

NOOOOOOO MY CAT DROP MEGATRON AND BROKE HIS WING!!!!!!!!!

YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Alpha Trion when he noticed Orion bringing his new "friend" to the archives

I miss my boys...

I'm so sick rn all I want is to play with my toys lmao

He got one...

Yet, he still ask for more...

"oh there's some news for the new Avatar series I wonder wh..."

When I realized I have to defend Korra again

After all Why not.... Why can't I pose them how I want to

"you are infantilizing bumblebee"

"he's a grown man"

"oh don't treat him like a kid"

SHUT UP!!!!! THAT'S LITERALLY MY BOY LET ME LOVE HIM!!!!