Eminem's Been A Scumfuck Petty Cunt For The Last 4 Years But Placing The Highest Bid On A Juice World

Alaskan winters will have you saying stupid shit like

"its 22 degrees today! I dont neven need a jacket!"

compilation of cops falling over wins best picture at the ACABemy awards

Location I'm at closes down its galley during the winter season and people are expected to provide their own food

I've spent this whole week demo'ing floors and laying new tile in that building

Long story short I stole a 5 pound box of gyro meat and walk around with a fistful while drinking

I am addicted to mr goodbars and cheladas this week