Drift-11030-wood - Driftwood

Alaskan winters will have you saying stupid shit like

"its 22 degrees today! I dont neven need a jacket!"

Conservative: we need guns to protect ourselves from an overbearing tyrannical government.

Me: I agree! We need to arm minorities to combat abusive police.

Conservative: wait hold up

Glass bottles taste funny

compilation of cops falling over wins best picture at the ACABemy awards

I don't believe in shooting stars. But I believe in booze and broads

“And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.”

— Kurt Vonnegut, Player Piano