thinkin about sucking yamaguchis pretty cock and balls until he’s crying and begging for me to let him finish <3
“ yamaguchi, stop it. “
"put down the fanfiction, read a real book"
shut up, nerd
"stop looking at everything through a shipping lens"
im having fun, so no
its really that simple. idc if my literary tastes are too lowbrow for you im here to have fun.
and right now im having fun at the expense of you snobs
Chapter 158 vs. Chapter 298
“I am under no illusions that I could ever beat you on my own.”
(don’t mind me going insane under the cut)
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"I can think of a lot words but uncool definitely isn't one of them!"
- Tsukishima Kei & Tadashi Yamaguchi (TsukkiYama) Cosplay ✨🏐🦖
Featuring: Kei Tsukishima. Tadashi Yamaguchi. GN!Reader
Warnings: My blog is 18+. Minors do not interact. NSFW.
Contains: NSFW. Male anatomy. Male masturbation.
A/N: This is written post-timeskip because I'm an old fuck :)
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He jerks off probably three or four times a week. Definitely not every day.
He's not exactly shy about it, but he would definitely prefer if his partner didn't walk in on him while he's in the act.
So he probably only really does it while you're not home.
When he doesn't have a partner, he watches porn. Probably Twitter porn, scrolling through one or two accounts that he relies on.
He really likes to watch POV videos in particular. If there's a cumshot on the other person's ass, that's even better.
But when he does have a partner, he likes to take pictures and videos of them (with their consent of course) to use later.
So if he has a partner he will rewatch the same video a dozen times and get off to that.
His strokes are long, careful to tend to his entire length.
His grip is pretty tight, too. He tries to mimic his partner's sex with his hand.
Even though he knows it won't feel even remotely good enough.
Doesn't make a lot of noise, save for a couple of sighs or grunts when he cums.
He doesn't produce a lot of actual liquid.
But what little he does produce is thick, and it comes out in a continuous stream and flows down his dick.
He most definitely jerks of every day. Sometimes twice a day, if he's particularly pent up.
He's not shy at all.
In fact, he gets off to the idea that his partner could potentially hear him and catch him in the act.
And if his partner happens to come help him out, would that really be such a bad thing?
He loves porn. He has a separate Twitter account just for porn.
If he has a partner, though, he likes to get off to only them.
He saves every single nude you've ever sent. Even from the very beginning of your relationship, he saves every single one of them.
His strokes are short and desperate. He just wants to cum.
And he has to cum at least twice to feel satisfied.
Occasionally he will cum on his phone, jerking off over a picture of his partner.
His moans are long, soft, and airy.
His sounds get more and more desperate the closer he gets to his finish.
His cum is thin and watery, coming out in short spurts and landing on his chest and his belly.
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