Person A: Here Are Our Vampire Costumes And Ten Bags Of Blood You Asked For.

new male standard unlocked: quirky museum gift shop man with a love for Egyptology who might have a little bit of an identity problem

I am looking absolutely disrespectfully. I don't even have enough brain cells to make a generic witty comment. No thoughts. Void. Null.

Virgo: Please don’t do anything stupid while I’m away

Leo: We’ll be fine.

*thirty minutes later*

Aries and Sagittarius: *almost burned the house down*

Taurus: *ate all the food in the pantry*

Leo: *stopped caring after Virgo left*

Gemini: *currently sleep walking*

Libra: *being a sweetheart*

Cancer: *wondering where it all went wrong*

Scorpio and Pisces: *barely holding it together and questioning their existence*

Capricorn: *on their private jet, far away from everyone else*

Aquarius: *listening to music as chaos ensues*

Dr. Stephen Strange

looking at my screen and waiting everything happening in my head will be typed itself somehow

Happy international women’s day!

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://taylor.lnk.to/taylorswiftmidnights

Thank you Marvel.

can i just say how a lot of ppl are down baaad for jake lockley even tho this man only had like a minute of screen time throughout the whole show ???

because same /: