I Just Realized There’s Really Not That Many People In The Cafeteria? Does McKinley Have Another Cafeteria?

NEWSIES S6 Style

Katherine Plummer: Jane Hayward

Jack Kelly: Mason McCarthy

Davey Jacobs: Skylar Warbler

Les Jacobs: Myron Muskovitz

Crutchie: Spencer Porter

Spot Conlon: Clint (Vocal Adrenaline, I know it’s not the right club I don’t care it would work really well)

Joseph Pulitzer: Rodrick Meeks

And I’m struggling with Medda Larkin but no on could pull her off but Jane, and Jane deserves to be Katherine so maybe they bring back Mercedes or Santana like they did for Grease.

All the other ensemble roles are filled by Warblers and other left over members of ND (Alistair). Kitty and Madison are both dancers in the theater scene and Kitty is Pulitzers secretatry, and Madison is the walker on the street that Jack (Mason) approaches and gets shot down by.

hold the flippety fuck up

kurtbastian good omens au???

I dont like you fun I dont like you either

we're not friends I dont even like you

FUCK

okay so I'm basing this completely off that

and obviously you would tweak the character points and storyline

kurt would be up in heaven quietly cursing gabriel under his breathe. when gabriel asks aziraphale to get in shape, he instead asks kurt to change the outfit to something less flashy and more appropriate for war

and seb would be sneaking around hell, trying to avoid hastur and ligur because last time they made fun of his popped collar and choice in sunglasses. he would also go round mucking up simple court cases and annoying the hell out of county councils

okay but like this could work

Is Brittany S. Pierce a Klaine shipper?

I have a very elaborate personal headcanon about this…we know from the wedding episode that Brittany apparently looked up to Klaine during high school and felt like they were inspirational for her.

Now, one might say that this makes no sense. Brittany was encouraging Santana to come out way before Kurt and Blaine got together. But here’s what I think. She didn’t find Klaine inspirational, she found Kurt inspirational. Kurt was the first out gay kid at McKinley and paved the way for Santana to be accepted. And so all she wants is for Kurt to be happy, and since Kurt truly wants to be with Blaine, she tries to make that happen.

When Brittany heard Dave and Blaine were moving in together, she knew that it that news would hurt Kurt, so she went out of her way to decorate the room in the most garish way possible to show Blaine and Dave what a farce their relationship was and further the cracks in a more subtle way.

So, she tells Kurt that he needs to move on, because she cares about him and doesn’t want him to spend his time being depressed and moping around over Blaine, but at the same time she is actively working to sabotage Blainofsky’s relationship so that they can eventually get back together.

Sue says in the wedding episode that “we” - not I, we - “have conspired to deceive and manipulate and, yes, imprison you briefly.”

Now, I took that as further evidence that she and Brittany were working together to bring the two of them back together. Sue did it in a more outright way, with the bear cub and the elevator, but Brittany was a little more sneaky about it.

We know that Sue locked Kurt and Blaine in the elevator for 24 hours. However, for most of those hours, Sue was in the auditorium for the Invitationals competition. So who was controlling the Sue puppet? My theory - it was Brittany.

I also headcanon that Brittany was the one who manipulated the dating app to have Kurt match with an old man, so that Kurt didn’t end up in some other relationship that would be harder to break up once she got Blaine to fall in love with Kurt again. We know she’s good at math and coding, so it is entirely in the realm of possibility that she would be able to control the dating app in order to accomplish that. 

In conclusion, Brittany is a genius, loves Kurt, and will do anything to make him happy. And if that means partnering up with Sue to get Klaine back together, than so be it.

And yes, I have spent far too much of my time thinking about this. Sue me (no pun intended). 

Me after DDTWID

“Okay Hummelberry can have some rights, as a treat.”

So ummm... what if I... kinda maybe accidentally cast a Bridgerton AU for Glee

🎶Bum bum bum bum another one bites the dust 🎶 Haha, okay so I other words I’ve finished another one so here’s one for you @tthankstoyou !

i couldn’t stop thinking about this so here you go

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thE BOWTIES

When I said every song this ep slapped I forgot about big spender

That one just slaps you across the face six times in succession