any tattoos? what of?
Ah, I have a small tattoo of a cat on my right ankle. Just for fun, no real meaning to it. I always wanted to get something larger done, specifically a portion of my arm done up to look robotic, but never had the funds.
So... what is that type?
you keep telling that relationships are disgusting.
are you asexual or just sociophobic?
very good question...
yes. I hate people... they're disgusting in so many different ways.
not sociophobic tho. sociophobics are scared of people, and I feel nothing, but pure disgust of the way they're thinking, acting or showing contradictory emotions. I just want to do my job, without a portion of your persobal drama unless it's somehow connected to the case
and no. I am not "asexual" or whatever modern nonsense there is... I feel sexual attraction. I have a type y'know? various people throughout my life. but that's all...
You have a point. Provided the materials used are good quality, it shouldn't be too much of an issue. This is exactly why we make prototypes.
I hear your birthday was rather forgotten. Not that I can say anything, I didn't give you a present on the actual day. There should be a box outside your door.
[Stationary Set: three set squares of varying size, protractor, foot long ruler, mechanical pencil with refills, eraser, exacto-knife, thumbtacks]
( @drpercival )
Oh-
I-
Th-thanks...Percival. This is...really nice. I'll make sure all this doesn't get wasted.
I like this machine.
So, quick diagnostic question.
If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,
how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?
( @chemicallydisinclinedd )
[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]
Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"
Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.
This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.
…However.
In terms of raw data:
Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.
No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.
Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.
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I absolutely can, and I will if you don't lie down right now.
You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.
How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?
( @drpercival )
......
tch....
......
and what if-.... agh....
"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"
....ok, i'm resting.
[Some amount of shrieking can be heard, distantly. Percival James is a dumbass.]
What draws you to a person? Romantically or platonically or both, you pick.
Platonically, people with similar interests to me and commitment to their goals. Those with great imaginations who are also logical and methodical.
Romantically, I like snarky people. The kind who can come up with a good quip on the spot. People with good style, fashionable, but not too classy. Classic black trench coat, I suppose.
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What are small things that make you happy?
Seeing other people's ideas and helping to improve them, honestly. Some people are just terrible at writing out coherent plans. Fixing them brings me satisfaction.
Yes, okay. *He grabs the ibuprofen off a shelf and fills up a glass.*
I didn't know you have blood pressure issues. That must be very irritating in this age.
I carried you in here. Because I can.
You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.
How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?
( @drpercival )
......
tch....
......
and what if-.... agh....
"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"
....ok, i'm resting.
Huh. Did I hear that right? Okay, sleep well then.
*Drapes his coat over her the second she stops paying attention*
Ms. Aurora? Are you okay in there?
( @drpercival )
Percy-
Shit- I'm not okay. I'm going to crash out. It's too much. The fucking nightmares and voices screaming in my head are too much.