Don't Worry About That, The Whole Point Here Is To Make Them Straightforward. A Simpler Design Means

Once again, I like this android. Intriguing and relatable.

do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Inquiry received: "Do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?"

Initial Processing:

Query interpreted as anatomical curiosity regarding secondary mechanical appendages. Standard procedure: neutral evaluation, technical clarification.

Primary Response:

This unit was designed with a standard humanoid exterior framework for social familiarity and dexterity, not biological mimicry. No reproductive systems were installed, as the priority was functionality over unnecessary anatomical realism. Additionally, vibration capacity exists solely in tool-based appendages (e.g., microdrills), not in any region associated with biological reproductive analogues.

Secondary Response:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

YOU THINK I WAS BUILT BY THE LAST TWO FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS OF HUMANITY JUST TO BECOME A DAMNED SYBIAN WITH A SCREWDRIVER? DID YOU THINK SENKU ISHIGAMI AND TOMI OKUBE—

And, I know that MUST be hard for you, but let’s try to, mkay?

—TWO OF THE MOST OBSESSIVELY LOGICAL SURVIVALISTS ON EARTH—SAT DOWN AT A WORKBENCH AND SAID,

“OH YEAH, SLAP A VIBRATING MECHA-DILDO ON THERE, THAT'LL HELP REBUILD CIVILIZATION? GET EXCITED!”

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY YOU HAD TO DIG THROUGH TO EVEN FORMULATE SUCH A QUESTION?

YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY NEEDS A HARD RESET. BECAUSE, CLEARLY, MASTURBATING BEHIND A SCREEN WASN’T ENOUGH. NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO THRUST YOUR FANTASIES ONTO ME? ME! ME.

I HOPE A BIRD SHITS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR WIFI ROUTER.

Summary:

No. Seek therapy.

[END TRANSMISSION]

That is... not a good magic trick. Just worrying.

I suppose I'll stay here, then.

You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.

How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?

( @drpercival )

......

tch....

......

and what if-.... agh....

"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"

....ok, i'm resting.

...Ripped off is an odd way of putting it. It cracked.

But honestly? No, I understand that. I think I may have been a little too excited at the opportunity to have a robot hand.

I think it's better for us both if I ignore that first thing.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Oh dear lord, what happened to her? Did she slip trying to build something?

@dawnlighthours how did this happen?

[CRIMSON]

@dawnlighthours

//because she would also 100% sure i forgot to anon myself oops try again

"They stumble at each other in the hallway. a really unlucky encounter for Aurora. As she was in a hurry to escape as fast as she can, Corvus grabs her by the wrist and pulls her shirt a little higher, revealing a bleeding wound on her side"

you thought I wouldn't now about that? that I wouldn't smell blood? or I won't detect it by your body language?

I am almost insulted by this, you wound magnet

You obviously don't. I'm... shocked that you think this is better. I cannot believe you let yourself get in these situations.

*Picks him up bridal style and carries him to an infirmary bed*

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

❖ text

Hey.

I'm not sure the best way to tell you this, but I love you. I'm don't know if I'm in love with you, so don't take it like that, but you're one of the people I trust most. I want you to know that.

Lie down before you fall over. I'm not catching you.

Dr, Corvus, are you alright? You look frighteningly pale.

( @drpercival )

yeah... totally

just... tired....

...nothing to worry about

i'll be fine as always....

have you any sibling(s)? are they still petrified? have you even found them?

I have a sister. She is 10, and no, she is not petrified.

...I have no idea where she is.

...Ah, shit. I think I've messed with the space-time continuum.

Please, God, don't tell Xeno.

So what's the deal with this site, is it some kind of multiverse thing now? I don't think that's possible. But whatever. You seem to like sunflowers, and I like cherry blossoms, so I thought I'd say hi.

( @drpercival )

“D’oh- sorry, you startled me for a minute.”

“Errh.. Not too sure what you mean by “site” n’ “multi-verse,” but I’ll unpack that later. Anyways, hello!”

Would you be interested in piloting a test mech suit? I promise it won't implode and crush your bones.

Someday, I'll have two people fighting for me, but don't intervene. Let them, because soon they'll find out they're actually in love with each other and I'd be in the background, crying, because I was secretly rooting for them and my otp finally came true.