*bathroom Door Slams Open. Standing In The Doorway, Hair Soaking Wet And Wearing Short Shorts With No

Never said I wouldn't, just that I'm not.

◎ Tell us honestly, do you have any romantic interest in Dr. Percival?

...... 🙊

.......

........

maybe?

....

yes?

"escapes before he says something embarrassing"

Quite alright, really. You're one of the least irritating people who knock on my door. Plus, you tend to come with some idea for me to look at... I'd be a fool to complain.

Some people come for relationship advice. Not sure how helpful I could be...

*soft tapping at his office door*

Doc Percy? I can see the light on under the door, I know you're awake. Do you have a minute? I need someone to talk to for a second-

@dawnlighthours

Yes, okay. Come on in. It's not as though I'm actually busy.

I'll be waiting... *wink*

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

...Nice eyes. Come past my workshop and I'll make you some perfectly fitted goggles. Ah, got to keep them safe, right?

dunno how that was taken...

probs have a memory gap...

to that one who made the picture: tnx i look good don't tell big boss tho

what color are your eyes?

Dark brown. Some say they look black.

On occasion I would wear green contacts. I used to wear glasses, too, but I don't need them anymore.

Do tell me how it goes. I'm quite intrigued.

...Not that I care or anything.

If Senku steals another potential girlfriend from me I’m going to look for Stanley and Dr. Percival. Franz Kafka was right. Fuck this stupid baka life.

( @senku-ishigami-official @neverstareatme @drpercival )

I like this machine.

So, quick diagnostic question.

If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,

how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?

( @chemicallydisinclinedd )

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"

Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.

This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.

…However.

In terms of raw data:

Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.

No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.

Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.

[END TRANSMISSION]

How do you feel about Wren Collins?

Wren is a very pleasant person to be around, and I consider them a friend. I must add that I like their hair quite a bit. Incredible fashion sense, actually.

Okay, yeah, you're not doing well at all. Stop acting like you're invincible, Corv- just stop.

Lie down right now. On the floor. If I try to move you somewhere more comfortable I'll probably dislodge one of your very clearly shattered ribs.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Hah, your breath smells like coffee and sadness. Wonder if it tastes the same...

There's some joke to be made about "going all in," but since I'm not Ryaku, I won't make it. You get the idea though, right? You're smart.

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...