Yes. Infirmary. You Are Not Dying On Us, So Come On @dawnlighthours.

Oh lord, the workspaces of some people here make me nauseous. How do they find anything? Are they not afraid to lose important documents?

How do you feel about Dr.Percival

Hes a kindm man. Though it may take a little while of knowing him before people tend to realize that.

He may have a intimidating energy. But i do not find him as intimidating as others tend to.

Hes a good worker as well, and way more organized with his desk then- certain people.

@drpercival

🌒

Do they have a dream or goal they have given up on?

Nothing major. Nothing interesting. I gave up on my dream of building a coffee machine because I grew too tired to work on it. I've always had the dream of building a mech suit, and I'll never give up on it.

Constant bothering thoughts of the person that get increasingly gross.

How would, you describe love- or attraction, im curious

If I find you that feverish again it'll be my bed you're waking up in...

While in your feverish state you promised to thank me for carrying you to a bed and then winked.

( @drpercival )

agh... troublesome

don't know what my feverish self implied by this...

so. alas. I shall give you the once in a lifetime opportunity...

pick a wish.

No, dummy. I'm putting you down. You need a proper surface under you or you're just going to be in more pain.

But here- I'll sit next to you.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

People feed me plenty of gossip, for some reason. It's great.

Right, so, hypothetically…

Let’s say you might’ve

Like,

Accidentally made out with someone.

In the name of… science.

And now you’re thinking about it at all hours of the night like a normal, totally emotionally stable person.

again—hypothetically, what would you do?

Asking for a lab partner.

Awwh, but I really want your blood in meee~

Hey Corv, I think I'm delirious or somethin... uh ohh, guess you gotta carry me backkk! What a shame, I should get stabbed more often :)))

Aw damn, I think I got too excited, huh? Sorry..., probably think I'm weird, huh?

Corvus!!! Something happened to Percy, he needs medical attention stat!

:0

shit.

that's what I was afraid of the most...

alright. screw this stupid whistling...

PEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYYY!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

@drpercival

You're the one who calls me "Onyx Eyes", so I'm not sure you can say that.

[TULIP] [It is a white lily]

( @drpercival )

oh, wh-

...thank you?

are you hitting on me or something, onyx eyes?

"Treated it like a joke, but kept the lily in his pocket"

That is... not a good magic trick. Just worrying.

I suppose I'll stay here, then.

You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.

How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?

( @drpercival )

......

tch....

......

and what if-.... agh....

"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"

....ok, i'm resting.

Once again, I like this android. Intriguing and relatable.

do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Inquiry received: "Do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?"

Initial Processing:

Query interpreted as anatomical curiosity regarding secondary mechanical appendages. Standard procedure: neutral evaluation, technical clarification.

Primary Response:

This unit was designed with a standard humanoid exterior framework for social familiarity and dexterity, not biological mimicry. No reproductive systems were installed, as the priority was functionality over unnecessary anatomical realism. Additionally, vibration capacity exists solely in tool-based appendages (e.g., microdrills), not in any region associated with biological reproductive analogues.

Secondary Response:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

YOU THINK I WAS BUILT BY THE LAST TWO FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS OF HUMANITY JUST TO BECOME A DAMNED SYBIAN WITH A SCREWDRIVER? DID YOU THINK SENKU ISHIGAMI AND TOMI OKUBE—

And, I know that MUST be hard for you, but let’s try to, mkay?

—TWO OF THE MOST OBSESSIVELY LOGICAL SURVIVALISTS ON EARTH—SAT DOWN AT A WORKBENCH AND SAID,

“OH YEAH, SLAP A VIBRATING MECHA-DILDO ON THERE, THAT'LL HELP REBUILD CIVILIZATION? GET EXCITED!”

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY YOU HAD TO DIG THROUGH TO EVEN FORMULATE SUCH A QUESTION?

YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY NEEDS A HARD RESET. BECAUSE, CLEARLY, MASTURBATING BEHIND A SCREEN WASN’T ENOUGH. NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO THRUST YOUR FANTASIES ONTO ME? ME! ME.

I HOPE A BIRD SHITS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR WIFI ROUTER.

Summary:

No. Seek therapy.

[END TRANSMISSION]