Yes, I'm Quite Dizzy. Although You Might Be Causing That, Rather Than The Chemicals...

thirteen was young. it is young. although to be fair, i think that was old enough for you to have done something. did you even do anything in the first place? did you just sit there and let it happen, or watch?

what led to the death in the first place?

You think I didn't try?

Not like it's any of your business, but I couldn't have prevented the accident. It was out of my hands. If you want to blame someone, blame the people who fucked up the footings of that building.

I spent months in her hospital room, asshole. I made her an entire arm. I didn't do nothing.

Thank you for understanding. I would like to explain them to you someday, but now is not the time.

*Sits* Would you prefer I take it off?

Greetings, doctor,

How is your hand doing? I just wanted to see if you wanted your yearly check up to see if it needs any fine tuning. I’m aware you are more than capable of keeping it clean and working, but I will also remind you that you swore you’d let me look at it at least once a year to make sure it is in top top shape.

Let me know if you aren’t too busy.

- @ask-dr-xeno

Ah, hello Dr. Xeno.

I suspect the basic prosthetic may need some maintenance and repair. Some parts are wearing down. I would be able to fix it myself, but I'd appreciate your help as a fresh set of eyes may pick up on issues I've grown used to.

I won't ask you to adjust any of the others, though. Since they're not standard, I can't expect you to understand exactly how they work. While I trust you completely, I would prefer to fix those myself.

It's only going to hurt if you're not careful. This is not an actual hand, you realise? Yanking on it, however... *mild glaring*

I don't think he does it on purpose. People are just drawn to him, for some reason. Then he keeps them around because they're useful, which I can understand. Though, this causes problems for Ms. Ellie, so I can't approve of it.

Greetings, doctor,

How is your hand doing? I just wanted to see if you wanted your yearly check up to see if it needs any fine tuning. I’m aware you are more than capable of keeping it clean and working, but I will also remind you that you swore you’d let me look at it at least once a year to make sure it is in top top shape.

Let me know if you aren’t too busy.

- @ask-dr-xeno

Ah, hello Dr. Xeno.

I suspect the basic prosthetic may need some maintenance and repair. Some parts are wearing down. I would be able to fix it myself, but I'd appreciate your help as a fresh set of eyes may pick up on issues I've grown used to.

I won't ask you to adjust any of the others, though. Since they're not standard, I can't expect you to understand exactly how they work. While I trust you completely, I would prefer to fix those myself.

If you want an MRI, I could start work on the blueprints as soon as tonight. Obviously it won't be functional without the radium — that I will not be going to find — but it wouldn't be difficult to build the parts.

Medical technology is my passion, after all.

Hey, doc. Just popping in to see if you need any equipment looked at. Xee likes me to check in every now and then with everyone.

@dawnlighthours 🏍

"Corvus seems oddly annoyed"

ugh

I swear, this guy sees nothing past his nose

i told him last time that we need an mri when his winter soldier on a leash damaged his head hard

if it wasn't for me he would've died from the brain damage if I haven't noticed the symptoms days after trauma

a brain damage, can you imagine? and what if we have tape worms? the infection? the cancer?? how would we know? that's right! with my sheer intuition!

boss told me that we need radium to build it yeah no way. then he especially emphasized that they will form an expedition to search for it right when they'll finish with whatever project they had going on back then.

the two month has passed...

where is my mri??? at least tell me that you're here to build it, bob the builder

What's your biggest regret?

I regret not being there that day. I was there, yes, but I went down the street to the supermarket to buy a snack. I regret going.

I should never have left.

... Acceptable. A better tactic would be to insist that it's now uniform. But I'll take black.

You should make a pink one.

attention, guys. yeah, I know. me? grabbing your attention instead of sleeping or hating everyone in silence?

@ask-dr-xeno @luna-loves-senku @drpercival @dawnlighthours @poisonrunsthroughveins @neverstareatme @sometimesashley @emotionless-wind-up-doll @ohdeflowerme @missy-the-cat

you might know that currently we're not leaving inside of a clean and sterile apartments we even slept under the open sky butt naked wearing a bug infested bushes

our loyal and hard-working stuff already started to complain about nail problems, so me and my goons decided to arrange this meeting

so... your nail health deteriorates, cuz of the various factors, consisting the minor trauma, poor food rations i'm not helping here go starve idc, wearing your dirty uniform for too long gloves and shoes included you filthy military animals, etc...

and as the measure of protection me and the goons fabricated this basic thing, that you might've used daily back in the good ol' modern days...

introducing nail polish

first I wanted to fabricate only red color, but then someone let the ladies infest my office and now we have a transparent one for the toxic masculinity one's, and a black one for the goth one's

is it necessary? no. will i treat your fungus infested yellowish toe nails? ew. no. suffer

Yes, yes. On my way. I told him to lie down and he refused.

Good afternoon, doctor,

I have been informed that you are seriously ill and need to rest. As there is no current medical emergency that needs your attention, I think it’d be best if you focused on improving your health. I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that you will recover faster if you rest rather than forcing yourself to work.

Luna, myself, and a few others can manage the medical bay during your absence.

If you refuse to rest, then I’m afraid I will need to use force (and neither of us wants that).

If you find it hard to sleep, I can come down and give you a lecture on why birds are reptiles (I’m sure that will help you fall asleep).

Best regards,

Your Boss (Xeno)

oh... god...

ok. who told him that!?

I took a nap, for the love of...

and I fell much, much, much more better

my fever now is 100,04 F°

something that I can deal with

and I know what force you want to use against me, keep your dog on a leash away from me!

I am fine. I am. i'm fine. really. "Cough cough"

...

I chocked on something. definitely wasn't coughing cuz i'm sick...

Well, what's... I assume Stanley's type?

Right, so, hypothetically…

Let’s say you might’ve

Like,

Accidentally made out with someone.

In the name of… science.

And now you’re thinking about it at all hours of the night like a normal, totally emotionally stable person.

again—hypothetically, what would you do?

Asking for a lab partner.

I was going to suggest aluminium. It has a reasonable melting point (660°c in its pure form), so it would be a good choice. Copper's is over 1000°c.

*soft tapping at his office door*

Doc Percy? I can see the light on under the door, I know you're awake. Do you have a minute? I need someone to talk to for a second-

@dawnlighthours

Yes, okay. Come on in. It's not as though I'm actually busy.

Then do that in a way that you won't regret. Like with Ryaku, or Wren.

I was told to check on you. What happened?

( @drpercival )

*She looks at him, new hair cut and dye job, red eyes from crying, actively putting on lipstick like she's going out somewhere*

...was it Wren? Did Wren send you? Look, I'm fine-