Jeez, We're Not Children. I'm Not Giving You Any Kind Of Countdown, Not When I've Already Had To Wait...

Xeno also has his copious amounts of caffeine. I think he's going to have a heart attack.

Stanley and Xeno both love sweet tea, however Xeno likes his with a lot of sugar, so much so that one time Stan accidentally took a sip of his and his teeth hurt.

alas the tumblr virus has come for me too...

hi ig...

names dr. corvus. i would like you to call me that or just corvus. nothing more. i was called on the summit to give consultation about the swallow petrification alongside my intern and her loud plus one's.....

sigh

I could take a best nap for 3700+ years..... commander will pay for that.....

since tumblr is the best way of entertainment for now I thought that it would be nice to move my base of operation here. besides giving online consultations is way less energy-intensive :>

anyways.

if you ready to accept my diagnosis then i like you...

if you'd like to forget about my amount of doctorates and my membership in acs and doubt my diagnosis then my intern @luna-loves-senku will gladly answer all of your questions

if my behavior is too unprofessional for you then go to my boss @ask-dr-xeno and file a complaint as if he would listen to you

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Hi hi hi~ It's the admin @pocket-jack speaking! AHHH this is my first oc rp blog

Meet Dr. Corvus, an apathic and anti-social surgeon who's currently working as the American Colony's medic.

He was called as the expert doctor for the summit alongside with Luna as his intern. Despite falling asleep during Xeno's speech, he was awake when the petri-beam hit and heard the order to stay awake no matter what. Guess that's was the start of his resentment towards the certain Commander which only grew more when he got stuck with him on the same base

A man of many secrets and mysteries, he's somewhat of a Hyoga with Ukiyo's philosophy.

Also. I'm not a professional doctor and most of the medical knowledge that Corvus have will be coming from the internet. So please, if you have actuall diseases or any suspitions seek professional help, cus you definetly won't find any on the rolplay blog. Stay safe and healthy, guys, I mean it

I'm already an adult, but just know that Corvus will most likely make fun of you for the NSFW ask. Ship asks are ok too

//ooc

that's amazing. it's kind of like monty python actually

IS THERE ANYONE YOU WOULD DIE FOR

Stanley or Xeno. Nobody else. Though I'd rather avoid dying if possible.

You obviously don't. I'm... shocked that you think this is better. I cannot believe you let yourself get in these situations.

*Picks him up bridal style and carries him to an infirmary bed*

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

It doesn't have to be now. Whenever you want. You can go brush your teeth if you need to, I'll be waiting.

But I don't mind a metal taste. I get that any time I eat with my hands.

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

Are you okay? You.... hugged someone?

So that's what a hug feels like.

Howd you meet Xeno and Stanley.?

I was revived the same way as Xeno — after staying conscious and being exposed to nitric acid. I'd drifted a fair way west, towards the corn belt, where I had planned to go already.

After a few weeks of wandering, I came across their settlement and dear Stanley more or less abducted me. I didn't mind, to be honest. It was nice to get a break from walking, even if it involved rope and being threatened with a gun.

I recognised Xeno from seeing him in scientific journals and such. He had heard of me in a similar way, and was willing to let me stay provided I help him. Which of course I was willing to do.

IS THERE ANYONE YOU WOULD DIE FOR

Stanley or Xeno. Nobody else. Though I'd rather avoid dying if possible.

I'll be waiting... *wink*

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

Well, what's... I assume Stanley's type?

Right, so, hypothetically…

Let’s say you might’ve

Like,

Accidentally made out with someone.

In the name of… science.

And now you’re thinking about it at all hours of the night like a normal, totally emotionally stable person.

again—hypothetically, what would you do?

Asking for a lab partner.