Warning: Suggestive Themes, typos because I don't have the energy to proof read, I wrote this in discord like months ago.
Notes: I haven't posted in a while, so have this shot that's been sitting in my drafts for like two months. Amnesia rules Macaque, eh? Has a reference to Sweet n Sour Hearts, too.
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You were just chilling on the sofa when you heard the chatter.
Wukong had asked you to stay put, needing to leave in the middle of your game sesh. Mk messaged him about something and, though he totally CAN read, he figured it'd be easier to handle in person.
So, alone with the monkies, you were left on the mountain to wait. It wasn't so bad. You even got a little nap in.
Eventually, though, Wukong came back. And he had someone with him.
"Good to be back! When did we leave, anyway?"
Is that..?
"For the last time, you- Don't just go in there!"
You saw the door begin to open, two figures standing just outside of it. It shut again, however, and you heard Wukong try to ramble out some sort of threat, but it fizzled out with a sigh.
You didn't pay much attention to the rest of the conversation, standing up with caution. You stepped towards the door, the wood under your feet creaking. The voices stopped.
You heard a small ~woosh~, followed by Wukong yelling 'NO'.
And then you had arms around your waist and a tail trailing up your leg.
"So, this is why you didn't want me in here,~" Macaque spoke, his sultry voice right next to your ear. You tensed up, flinching as the door slammed back open.
The King seemed rather irritated.
"Wukong-?" You spoke, trying to step away from his counterpart. He let you, watching with a mischievous grin and curious eyes. You looked between them both, "What's going on?"
"First name basis already?" Macaque spoke with a playful scoff. You eyed him with confusion, watching his tail flick as he started matching your gaze intently, "Well, that's not fair.~ You got a head start!"
"What...?" You grumbled, eyebrows furrowing at the dark simian as he plopped himself down on the couch, legs spread with his arms draping over the back of it. You pouted, "Macaque, what are you talking about?"
His ears petked up and his smile grew, his tail swaying in delight. His eyes seemed locked on you.
"Oh, so you do know my name," he cooed, "Good.. you'll need it.~"
...
"Wukong, what in the fuck is happening right now?"
Macaque burst into laughter at your blunt, tired tone. The Monkey King, however, was rubbing his eyes in irritation.
"I- Look, remember when Pigl- Pigsy gave me that pepper? During our little journey?"
You flushed, the memory flashing in your mind.
"No, no, no, that won't do. You belong to the Great Sage now, m'kay?~"
"... Vaguely." You lied, looking away out of the corner of your eye.
You stole a glance at Macaque, who was lounging with his eyes closed. His ears, however, were pointed towards you both. He was listening closely.
"Well-" Wukong tossed his hands in the air in exasperation, huffing in frustration as he motioned to his once sworn brother, "Yeah."
"... So... That's why Mk needed you?"
"Nice kid," Macaque interjected before Wukong could speak, making the King glare at his counterpart, "Enough about all this, though-"
You yelped as you felt yourself being yanked forward, Macaque's tail wrapped around your waist as he placed you unceremoniously into his lap. He placed on hand on your hip, opening his eyes to gaze down at you, his fangs extenuating his grin.
"I'm more interested in you, pretty thing.~"
You blinked owlishly, feeling heat slowly rise up your face and to your ears.
"H-.. huh?"
"So where'd he pick you up, hm?" He teased, his other hand reaching to your neck. He used his finger to trail his claw up your neck to your chin, inspecting you with intrigued eyes, "He hasn't brought anyone home before.. You must be special, princess.~"
"Alright, put them down!" Wukong growled, "That's enough!"
The King rushed forward in an attempt to grab you, but you felt a sudden rush of gravity. You sunk into the couch below you with Macaque-
And then popped up onto the lounge chair instead.
This time, however, you were draped over his lap sideways, your legs hanging over the arm rest and his hand resting on your calf. His tail resting around your shoulders now, holding you up in your sitting position so you wouldn't have your back pressed into the other arm rest. You flailed around a bit when you first emerged, but he didn't seem to mind.
"I was right!" The Puppeteer cackled, eyes wide in wonder and amusement. His tail lightly thumped against your shoulder as your eyes darted back and forth.
"About what?!" Wukong loudly spoke in frustration, throwing his hands up.
"You're courting them!"
Macaque laughed as he spoke, his tail retreating from your shoulders so he could instead place his arm over them, tugging you closer. You could only blink in surprise, in confusion, as it all happened. You looked to Wukong for an answer, but he simply avoided your gaze with red cheeks. You felt your face heat up a bif, too.
"Macaque.. Let. Them. Go," Wukong growled, fur bristling.
The charcoal furred simian let out a deep chuckle, using his newly found grip on your shoulder to turn you around. He wrapped his arm around your chest, pulling back into his own while his tail wrapped around your waist. His other hand, now no longer on your leg, trailed up your arm to your neck.
"Oh, Wukong,~" the macaque purred, his hand gently yet firmly grasping your throat, the tips of his claws grazing your skin. You felt your breath catch as you froze up, feelimg the blood rush to your cheeks, "I don't think they mind. Do you, dollface?~"
"I- uhm.. w-what-?"
"Besides- You finally courting someone? Well.."
Macaque placed his chin on your shoulder, making you look at him out of the corner of your eye. He caught your gaze with a sly grin.
"They have got to be interesting.."
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Song of the Sea - Reimagined Movie Poster (Reupload)
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i fr put all of the fandoms ive written for in a wheel of names and it landed on ROTTMNT,, i have NOT been in that fandom for a while, zamn!!
Not sure if this counts, but I used to have this one crossover idea of Rise of the TMNT and Lego Monkie kid mixed in with a reader insert. My reasoning on why they crossed over was because they were both animated by the same company, and therefore took place in the same world (or at least, that was how it was in the story).
Reader was Macaque's student and inherited some of his shadowy powers, and somehow gets transported halfway across the world from China to New York City! It's there they would meet the Turtles and would agree to teach them how to better harness their mystic energy, in return for a place to stay while Reader figures out how to get back home.
Then they would gradually fall in love, yadda yadda... I remember Reader and Donnie having this sort of Rivals to Lovers dynamic, where Reader would insist that magic/mystical powers are superior while Donnie would insist that technology was superior. And because they both have a big ego, they'd butt heads a lot lmao.
I'm,,, not sure if this counts,,, Because I have technically written and published this?? But it's on another platform, and I never got past 2 chapters and the Turtles weren't even introduced yet, despite me having so many plot points planned out.
Erm... U know what this still counts. Bcs I say so 😁😁
Ty for the ask!! I have a lot more ideas in different fandoms if anyone else wants to join in!!
I would like to request Sun wukong, MK, Mei and Macaque with a s/o (platonic) who is clever, curious, rational, adventurous, socially awkward, compassionate, self-conscious, at times short-tempered, down to Earth and likes playing dnd.
Optional but the s/o is also the kind of person to not have courage to stand up for themselves but can go from slightly angry to feral for loved ones.
Hello! This sounds like a fun request, but I unfortunately can't write it. Please read this post to know more! I'm sorry if this sounds mean, and I'd love to take another request from you next time!
sexualizing your fav characters? Nah mate you got me wrong, I’m asexualizing them, that one’s demi now
the sonic the hedgehog posts that i reblogged are getting more notes than my actual writing..... is this a sign i should write for the sonic franchise
Man i touched a bible for the first time even though I just read a few pages it was cursed.
Also god made periods i don't like him
-🐢 anon
can i just say that recently every message you send gives me whiplash like everytime /pos
like i was just logging into my tumblr and i see "man i touched a bible for the first time" in my notifs and i was like ???? who what why when
and honestly valid i think god deserves to bleed for coming up with that idea
looking back at the König post you showed me.. I was always his babygirl, his little passenger princess💅💅
YOURE NOT SHADOWBANNED ANYMORE LETS GOOOOO
Well I'm starting to think it could be a terrorist act or gang fighting?since these explosions we're happening before the two events and it's pretty common in the country i live
The sirens are scary,and i can't go to school anymore because the way is blocked sooo
If i get more information about it i might update this
-🐢 anon(i swear i have a stable mental health)
the way youre talking about this very casually is very concerning are you sure youre safe /lh
manifesting that any and all explosions NEVER happen to you EVER bcs you do not deserve that!!! i will explode instead
This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.
It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.
And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.
Hello (^O^)/ How are you? This is my first time sending you a message. (Don’t mind me, I’m a lurker breaking out of my shell 🫣)
I have three questions if you don’t mind!
• Would you say Macaque is your favorite LMK character?
• When did you join the LMK fandom?
• Lastly, If you were teleported into the world of LMK, what’s the first thing you’d do?
Hellooo!!! Super glad to have you here!! My inbox is mostly empty aside from IRLs and turtle anon (and also unfinished requests.... ruh roh), so seeing this was a nice surprise :]] and yeah, I don't mind the questions!!
Again, it's been a while since I've rewatched LMK, but I do remember loving the stinky shadow monkey! the shadow powers plus all the angst™ made him a pretty cool character to me. I don't remember if he was my favorite, but he was high up in the characters that I liked. Kinda ironic, considering my blog is literally Macaque themed, but there's actually a story behind that! I don't think I should tell it rn though, since it'd be offtopic and I'd be rambling HAHSHAS- if you wanna hear it, then dont be afraid to send another ask!!
Hrrhghg lets see... I think somewhere around the end of 2022 - 2023? I'm pretty sure it continued farther into 2023, but then my interest slowly funneled out in favour of TMNT,, I do remember that when I joined, it was when season 3 was just released. Very lucky timing, ngl!!
Dawg, I'd head straight to Pigsy's Noodles and get me a meal. Like, I need to see what the hype is about. Obviously, you got Tang being the local Pigsy's Noodles Fanboy and even PIF tried a bite and literal FIREWORKS went off in her mind at the tiniest of nibbles. Like, cmon, I gotta know what it tastes like.