Boy Why Are You So Hammer

extra doodles below

where's my fic? bro i might start suggesting x readers of my bbgs /J

-🐔

WHY ARE YOU HERE

I JUST OPENED REQUESTS HOW ARE YOU SO FAST

Well I'm starting to think it could be a terrorist act or gang fighting?since these explosions we're happening before the two events and it's pretty common in the country i live

The sirens are scary,and i can't go to school anymore because the way is blocked sooo

If i get more information about it i might update this

-🐢 anon(i swear i have a stable mental health)

the way youre talking about this very casually is very concerning are you sure youre safe /lh

manifesting that any and all explosions NEVER happen to you EVER bcs you do not deserve that!!! i will explode instead

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i fr put all of the fandoms ive written for in a wheel of names and it landed on ROTTMNT,, i have NOT been in that fandom for a while, zamn!!

Not sure if this counts, but I used to have this one crossover idea of Rise of the TMNT and Lego Monkie kid mixed in with a reader insert. My reasoning on why they crossed over was because they were both animated by the same company, and therefore took place in the same world (or at least, that was how it was in the story).

Reader was Macaque's student and inherited some of his shadowy powers, and somehow gets transported halfway across the world from China to New York City! It's there they would meet the Turtles and would agree to teach them how to better harness their mystic energy, in return for a place to stay while Reader figures out how to get back home.

Then they would gradually fall in love, yadda yadda... I remember Reader and Donnie having this sort of Rivals to Lovers dynamic, where Reader would insist that magic/mystical powers are superior while Donnie would insist that technology was superior. And because they both have a big ego, they'd butt heads a lot lmao.

I'm,,, not sure if this counts,,, Because I have technically written and published this?? But it's on another platform, and I never got past 2 chapters and the Turtles weren't even introduced yet, despite me having so many plot points planned out.

Erm... U know what this still counts. Bcs I say so 😁😁

Ty for the ask!! I have a lot more ideas in different fandoms if anyone else wants to join in!!

Bruh I return here to see mr.simprobots gall lol,really want to put a screw on this car I guess!(pun)

-🐢 anon

THIS WAS NOT HOW I EXPECTED UR RETURN TO GO- AHHAHAHAHHA

i love how thats how u know my friend as, bcs ur so right. She fr wants to ride that car (affectionate)

Request Rules

Please check/ask for the fandoms I’m currently writing for before you request! Since my interests change a lot, my motivation to complete certain asks bounces a lot of times. (This is only for clarification and is purely optional! Either way, I’ll tell you whether or not I’m able to write for something.)

I’m open to do the basic things, like fluff; angst; hurt/comfort and more. I don’t do NSFW/Smut + Yandere content, so don’t send in any requests for that! I’m also open to doing letters from certain characters as well!

Be specific in what you want!! Specify the pronouns, or whether you want it to be in a oneshot or a headcanon format, and most importantly whether you want it to be platonic or romantic! I’ll automatically default it to having gn pronouns and hcs as they’re more easier for me to write.

Forgive me if I take a while to get to your request! My school kicks my ass sometimes, and my free time would probably only come on the weekends.

Do not put in any requests when it’s specifically stated that requests are closed. Whenever I do write, I keep my ask box open for a while and close it when I think I have enough requests to work on. It stresses me out because my life is already busy enough, and I only write in my free time. I’m really sorry, but from now on and and all asks that are sent when my requests are closed will be deleted.

Don’t send in any really long winded requests! I’ve received some asks that were like this and it makes me really confused because at that point, they’ve already written the story? Also my brain is small and the long text blong with no breaks makes me go HHHH BRAIN HURT. If you ever think that your request is too long, ask me first and I’ll tell you! I don’t mind! Besides, you can still send in a shorter version of your req, and I’ll happily work on it. 

(More to be added in the future)

Dear Duck, I hope this ask finds you in good health.

Regarding Shadow, yeah I’m definitely a sucker for grumpy characters with depth 😂. Other than Shadow, I love Rouge and Chaos. Prime is giving Rouge attention, and it makes me so happy :))

I never heard of Ian Jr until now… but my eyes has been opened now. I-I have found the enlightenment Wukong has been searching for. He’s…He’s just so silly! 🤩 Definitely blorbo quality. I must pat his head and stuff him in my pocket- Also, Knuckles is such a valid choice. You know da wae *nods* *click click click*. Lastly, I think we can both agree that Chaos needs more love. He’s just a sweetheart protecting the chao. We must protecc at all cost.

To answer your questions….I had a Sonic phase as a kid so get ready:

The only Sonic games I’ve played were Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Generations, Sonic and the Black Knight, and Mario + Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. HOWEVER, I’ve watched people play all of the other games (except frontier). Out of all those games, Sonic Generations is probably my favorite. In terms of shows, Sonic X is my favorite for nostalgic reasons. I’ve only just started reading the comics.

Ngl… I could probably go all day talking about my interests 🤣.

When did you start enjoying the Sonic franchise? For me it was around 7 years ago when I actually got into it.

-🍑 anon

FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO ANSWERING THIS ASK YIPPEE

Fuck yeah, Rouge Appreciation! Good to see SEGA supportign womens rights AND womens wrongs <33

Yes... Im so glad ur finally seeing the light (Ian Jr). AND KNUCKLES <333 OUGHH HES SO SO SILLY I LOVE HIM SM!!! Chaos is honestly p underrated. Dude is a water blob, how can u not love them?

Yes, they may have genocided Knuckles's ancestors. But like. Erm. Theyre blorbo. So!!

YOOOO u fr a bonafide sonic fan!! Unfortunately, the only game ive ever played is frontiers and ive only gotten that recently,, Not sure if i mentioned that before lmao. I think I'm nearing the end of Archie Sonic, as in I'm getting close to the Super Genesis Wave aka the Reboot. Which happened bcs of... HIM.....

But whatevs!

RAHHH RAMBLE ABT UR INTERESTS TO ME ANYTIME YOU WANT!!! I LOVE HEARING PPL TALKING ABT WHAT THEY LOVE!!!! ID GLADLY LISTEN!!!!!!

7 years is a long time :00 Hmm let me try to remember... I think I got into sonic december of last year? I think? Not sure, but it's probably somewhere around that time I got into the silly blue hedgehog franchise.

SORRY THAT THIS TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER BTW!! My christmas break is coming soon, and I'm planning to (hopefully) get this blog active again by FINALLY posting some x reader stuff!! Drop another ask if u have the time!!

how do you think wukong got his peach chips?

RAHH so sorry for responding so late!! I was busy w some irl stuff hahdfhfd

but anyways, i personally like to think that Wukong straight up visited a store in disguise and stole them. I'm honestly not sure if he'd actually pay, but i just think itd be SUPER funny if he full on yoinked them while in disguise lmao

in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.

My friend that's just the start of many stories(uncanny valley of questions)

Also i do appreciate you like my presence lol for a moment i thought maybe you we're uncomfortable about me but I'm glad it's the opposite :)

do your requests,I'm watching you..)

-🐢 anon

🐢 anon's life be wilding frfr

OFC I LOVE UR PRESENCE EVERYTIME I SEE U IN MY ASKBOX I GO :D

oh my requests,, i forgor abt them,, i should probably work on them shouldnt i,,

yeahh ill do it later ^^ (will not in fact do it later) /hj